Amahlaya ahlekisayo abantu abaningi abangawabonanga nezithombe zamahlaya

amahlaya ahlekisayo

• Ngiyacweba futhi ngicwebise amehlo, futhi bathi kuyanambitheka.. 
  I-squint iphonsa i-bait ngamafutha..   
  Futhi imbongolo yenza i-shit.
• Umuntu unepulazi lezaqathi futhi unogwaja eduze kwakhe, futhi uvuka nsuku zonke engazitholi lezi izaqathi.   
  Wamemeza umnikazi wepulazi waphula amazinyo abo bonke onogwaja.   
  Ngosuku olulandelayo, akazange athole izaqathe..   
  Wathatha unogwaja entanyeni wathi, "Umbonephi?"
• Kwake kwavela umsakazi kwaba yikhefu.   
  Ikhokhiswe phansi.
• Omunye ugqoke ibulldozer yakhe, abuze umngane wakhe, ingabe ishintshiwe? Wathi cha noMuhammad.
• Ngake ngathenga ifulethi eliqashisayo..   
  Phonsa ubisi ezindongeni ukugcina ubisi
• Omunye wesifazane wabiza u-sheikh ethi: Ingabe izingoma zikaNancy Ajram zinqatshelwe? Wathi kuye: Uthini futhi kanjalo!
• Indodana kaMufti waseRiphabhulikhi yayizofaka isicelo eKolishi Lezempi, futhi lapho ibuya, yathi kuyise, “O, baba, bacela ukungihlolela izidakamizwa!” Wathi, nemali yakhe, ndodana, sizokuhlaziyela yona.
• Ngesinye isikhathi uSaeedi wavula umabonakude ebusuku..   
  Ukubona ummemezeli elele.
• Umuntu oyisiphukuphuku ubuza u-sheikh e-Ramadan, futhi bathi: Ingabe i-bidet iphula inzilo e-Ramadan, sheikh? USheikh wathi cha, ndodana yami, kunjalo! Isiphukuphuku bathi ngiphuze kuso namuhla. 
• Ngake ngathimula fake..   
  Wathi letha itiye.
• Unjiniyela wanquma ukuyeka umsebenzi..   
  Wathi esahamba wathi ngiwunxande. 
• Wacela kumyeni wakhe amakhilogremu angu-4000 XNUMX ukuze athole ibhande le-gastric.   
  Wamkhokhela opondo abangu-30 wathi akathathe ingidi yekhishi! 
• AmaSaida ayethukuthele ngenxa yamahlaya ayeshiwo ngabo, futhi ukuze afakazele ukuthi ayehlakaniphe kangakanani, anquma ukwenza isivivinyo. Ubuhlakani obuhle kakhulu kubo..   Ngakho abangu-XNUMX kubo bakhethwa futhi babephakathi kwabahlakaniphe kakhulu..    The umbuzo wokuqala wawuthi: Yini Into esiyigqoka onyaweni nombala wayo Omnyama, futhi owokuqala waphendula: Ibhuthi...  Umbuzo wesibili: Ithini into esiyigqoka onyaweni futhi injani umbala? Owesibili waphendula wathi: Isiqu...    Umbuzo wesithathu: Ithini into emhlophe, eyindilinga esiyithatha eNkukhwini? Owesithathu waphendula, “Iwuleyisi? Watshelwa, “Cha.” Wathi, “Khona-ke ama-flip flops.” ‫‪‬‬‫ 
• Ngesinye isikhathi isilima sasingafuni ukuya esikoleni, uyise wasitshela ukuthi kungani ungafuni ukuya esikoleni? Umsuka, Baba, uthisha uthi ngiyisilima mina Mfahmesh! Athi kulungile ngizoya nawe esikoleni uyobona uthisha.  
  Okubalulekile ukuthi u-Abu Al-Wad waya esikoleni futhi wathi kuthisha, "Kungani ubiza indodana yami ngesiphukuphuku futhi awubaqondi?" Wathi uthisha ngizokufakazela ukuthi indodana yakho iyisiphukuphuku..
  Wahamba uthisha wathi kumfana hamba uyongibona ehhovisi likathishanhloko uze..   
  Wahamba umfana omuhle wathi akekho ehhovisi likathishanhloko! U-Abu al-Wad wahamba wathi, "Angizange ngihlangane naye ehhovisi likathishanhloko. Awu, hamba uyombona egcekeni!"

amahlaya Uyathimula ngokuhleka, bheka manje

• Lake iphoyisa laklwebha ithemba.
• Wamkhanda ngamatshe isithandwa sakhe, wayecasulwe nguye, uthando olumjabulisayo..   
  Wamlethela isithandwa sakhe esidala wathi yisimanga. 
• Umkakhe wambuza ukuthi ukhalelani? Wathi ngibone ephusheni lami indlovukazi enhle izama ukukubulala ukuze ingithathe! Wathi akehlise umoya, iphupho nje?! Waphendula wathi ngikhala ngoba iphupho! 
• Umjezisa kanjani umkakho omfishane?! Beka izimonyo zakhe phezu kwekhabethe. 
• UMahshash wabona ugogo wakhe edweba i-henna ezandleni zakhe.   
  Wathi, kwangathi uNkulunkulu angamsiza, isandla sakho saqala ukusabela. 
• Amaphupho ayacula anele izinsuku namabhadi! Inhlanhla yakhe iyimpendulo yami, futhi ugqoke indandatho ezohamba mina nomndeni wami siye eLondon! 
• Kwangena isela ekamelweni latshontsha zonke izinto unkosikazi elele! Ambuza amaphoyisa ukuthi uzwe kanjani?! Wathi ngizwile, kodwa ngacabanga ukuthi umyeni wami, ngesaba ukuvuka, wathi angidle isidlo sakusihlwa.
• Ngabuza umyeni wakhe, sthandwa sami, yini umehluko phakathi kwami ​​​​noNancy Ajram? Uthe awukho umehluko, idwetshiwe futhi ubhala ama-scribble. 
• UMastoul uthanda ukudlala ngothando nengoduso yakhe (emhlophe futhi enamehlo aluhlaza).   
  Wathi, O, isitsha esimnandi kunazo zonke zerayisi elinophizi engake ngasibona! 
• Kwafika umuntu ephuma emsebenzini wafica indlu isha.   
  Wangena okokuqala, wabona indodakazi yakhe..   
  Wabe esengena, wathatha umkakhe..     
  Wabe esengena waphuma engenalutho.   
  Waphinda wangena waphuma engenalutho.   
  Bamtshela ukuthi uzokwenzenjani?! Wabatshela ngenhliziyo kamamezala. 
• Ubani umGibhithe? Iwumzimba othandwa umhlaba wonke.   
  abacindezelwe endaweni..   
  umpofu ngokwezimali..   
  Ukhathele ngokomzwelo..   
  Kuyamangaza ukuthi usaphila!
• Ngesikhathi ngisemncane ngangiyibamba ngekhanda iKur’an eMosque eduze kwami, futhi uma ngikhuluma iqiniso, ngangiwumndeni womuntu okhumbula ngekhanda.Okubalulekile ukuthi ngangenela umncintiswano ezingeni lokuphatha ngawina.   
  Ngemva kwalokho, banginyusele ezingeni le-Ismailia Governorate, futhi ngemvume yakhe ngayinqoba.   
  Okubalulekile ukuthi abaphathi be-mosque bangazise ukuthi ngizohlonishwa umbusi, umkhuzi Wezempi Yesibili, nabo bonke abaholi besifunda esontweni elikhulu kunawo wonke e-Ismailia.   
  Umama wami, sengathi uNkulunkulu angambusisa, ungilethele ikhithi entsha yokumhlonipha..   
  Impela usuku obelulindelwe lufikile, nodumo seluhambile, angikaphumi endlini ngifake icologne ngehle ngingene emseleni wendle, amehlo akho abone ukukhanya.   
  Ngangisendaweni emnyama endaweni emnyama, okubalulekile ukuthi abantu bangikhiphe endaweni engemuva.   
  Ngenhlanhla umama wayesemthonjeni, wangiphonsa kuwo futhi wangivikela, ngoba sasingekho isikhathi sokubuyela emuva ngiyoshintsha izingubo zami.   
  Ngithe ngingena nje emosque abantu bavala amakhala, ngazenza isilima.

Chofoza lapha futhi ubuke amahlaya amnandi kakhulu ka-2019

The best funny amahlaya

• Idlozi lazibona esibukweni.   
  Ukulahlekelwa phakathi kusho lokhu entuthwaneni.
• Isiphukuphuku sabiza indawo yokudlela sathi unesidlo sakusihlwa? Bathini?   
  Wathi kungani ungangimemanga!
• Intuthwane yabona ijusi yamasitrobheli yase ithi, “O, ekugcineni, ngilubonile uLwandle Olubomvu.”
• Izilima ezimbili ziyazulazula...   
  Batatazela behamba phakathi.
• Inja ikhonkotha ngenxa yokuphazamiseka kwemizwa, ngani? Wayekhonkotha umuntu ayemuzwa.
• Isakhamuzi sadivosa kanye..   
  Wamtshela ukuthi uphatheke kabi?!
• Isilima esisanda kufunda igama elithi "ngokungazelelwe" sangena esitolo sokudla.   
  Wathi, “Nginike iPepsi.” Ngokushesha, uMiranda.
• Udokotela wezingane washada nodokotela wezingane.   
  Bamemezela umshado wabo kumagazini kaMickey.
• UMahshash ufake imoto yakhe..   
  Omunye wabo wasukuma wathi kuye: Ngingambona kanye nawe na? Wathi: Yebo, ngoNkulunkulu.
• UMahshash wabona isibhengezo esibhalwe ipulazi lezinkomo.   
  Umelusi wabuza ukuthi ufuya kanjani izinkomo? Waphendula wathi: "Sizofafaza ushukela lapho izinkomo zibutha khona!" Ukhula umoya wokufafaza ushukela phansi kwendlu, futhi izintuthwane zibuthana kuwo.   
  Ngosuku lwesibili wambona, wathi, "Awu mehlo ami ezinkomo esemncane." 
• Isilima sathenga i-receiver, saya kunina safike samtshela ukuthi, “Ngithole umamukeli.   
  Wamtshela ukuthi uyithathaphi imali yakhe? Wathi uyidayisile i-TV. 
• Umuntu okhandwe ngamatshe uzohlolwa udokotela waseSudan owathi une-turquoise emaphashini.   
  Wathi ijika kanje, ungathola uNancy esibindini. 
• Omunye wamakhosikazi akhe wathunjwa, futhi owamthumba wacela isihlengo, wabe esethumela umyeni wakhe insipho yomkakhe ukuba amsabise.   
  Waphendula, “Angiqiniseki ukuthi umunwe wakhe lona.” Ngathumela ikhanda lakhe ukuba liqinisekise kuqala! 
• Omunye abuze umyeni wakhe, imiphi imilayezo esefonini yakho? UDee ukusho eseMobinil..   
  Wamtshela ukuthi uMobinil uthi sizohlangana kuphi futhi nini?! Wathi, o, ngingoboleki, futhi bafuna imali yabo? 
• Obehleli emngcwabeni wabuza umngani wakhe ukuthi uyalila? Wathi cha, ngisebenzisa udizili.

Chofoza lapha futhi ubuke amahlaya aseGibhithe ahlekisa kakhulu ngosuku lwanamuhla

Ihlaya elihlekisayo laseSaudi

Amahlaya amafushane ahlekisayo Isakaza umuzwa wokuhlekisa nobumnandi ukuze kwengeze ubuhle empilweni.Ngaphandle kokuhleka, izinsuku ziba mnyama, futhi awukwazi ukuzwa ubumnandi bayo ngaphandle kokumamatheka, okumoshakala ngakho ukukhathala kosuku lonke.Nali iqhaza lika amahlaya ashintshaniswa abangani nabathandekayo, okuzwakala ukuhleka futhi kwenza izinhliziyo zijabule.

Amahlaya aseSaudi ahlekisayo

I-Saudi ihlukaniswa ngokumamatheka okukhangayo kanye nemvelo yakhe ejabule, okuthi lapho uhlangana nayo ilwele ukudweba ukumamatheka ebusweni bakho obuhle, futhi lapha sikusiza ukuthi ufunde mayelana namahlaya ahlekisayo, okuhlanganisa:

• Kube nendoda ekhandwe ngamatshe...abanjwa amaphoyisa ambuza ukuthi amehlo akho abomvu ngani? Forever Sharp kusho Shani mina Mnsdh .
• Kunomuntu ogcwele endlini yokugezela, unina uyangqongqoza athi akaqhubeke athi akajike kwesokunxele.
• UMahshash wangena esitulweni somculo watshela umnikazi wesitolo onaso uMuhammad Abdo, wamtshela ukuthi utheni, kulungile, ayibambezele imoto.
• Sangena isalukazi isilima sabhala uphawu olulinganayo (=) ebhodini, sabe sesibuza isilima esidala ukuthi siyini lesi sibonakaliso? Sathi isalukazi: Lokhu (11) kuyathopha.
•  Kwakukhona owesifazane owayezojola nendodana yakhe, umakoti wambuza, “Indodana yakho iyabhema”? Isalukazi sathi, “NgoNkulunkulu, angicabangi kanjalo, kodwa mhlawumbe uyabhema lapho ephuzile.”
• Owesifazane uthi kumyeni wakhe, “Ngizomxosha umshayeli ofuna ukungihlaba kabili.” Waphendula: “Asimnike elinye ithuba.”

Amahlaya amafushane uzofa uhleko

Abaningi bethu basesha iwebhu Amahlaya ahlekisayo uMahshchin Esingase sikuthole ehlekisa kakhulu kunabo bonke, futhi lapha sikunikeza iphakethe elihle kakhulu lamahlaya amafushane ahlekisayo, okuhlanganisa:

• Kwakukhona odoti ababili ababehamba eduze kwethangi lamanzi, oyedwa wabo wayewile, kanti omunye wayemlindile e-al-Bazbouz - al-Hanafiyyah.
• Amadoda amabili akhandwe ngamatshe ayehlezi phambi kwesibuko, eyokuqala yathi: “Sukuma, ubingelele abahlezi lapho.” Lapho besukuma, neyesibili yathi: “Hlala phansi, hlala phansi.”
• Kwakukhona umuntu okhandwe ngamatshe ehlezi futhi indoda yazungeza enye indoda ekilasini. Uthisha wathi kuye, "Ingabe lesi yisikhathi?" Wathi: Ayikho ikhophi yokuqala.
• Kuhleli ukhula etendeni bathi sidinga umentshisi omunye wahamba wathi ngizokulethela waphuma wangena ngomnyango wesibili wathi nina aninamentshisi. Bathi: “Phumula, tuna, sizothumela othile azokunikeza.”
• Kukhona okhandwa ngamatshe njalo uma ebona umbani, wamamatheka ngani? Ucabanga ukuthi kukhona omthwebulayo.
• UMahshchin upheke isidlo sakusihlwa se-Mendy uNawashef kungani? Balahle imbobo kamandi.
• Owesifazane oyisiphukuphuku wabiza olayini, wathi uhambo lwaseRiyadh-Bangkok luthatha isikhathi esingakanani?Wamtshela isikhashana... wathi ngiyabonga.

Amahlaya amafushane ahlekisayo wezingane

Sivame ukukhathala amahlaya esintu bese sihamba sifuna amasha esizokwenza izingane zethu zihleke futhi zivumelane neminyaka yazo Nansi indima yamahlaya ahlekisayo ngezintuthwane, ahlanganisa:

• Iqembu lezintuthwane nelendlovu badlala umdlalo, kwawina iqembu lezintuthwane.
• Intuthwane egijima ngemuva kwe-ambulensi, ngani? Ungathanda ukunikela ngegazi lendlovu eyashada nedlozi? UNdlovu ehamba odongeni.
• Kwangena indlovu nedlozi kuDJ, emva kwemizuzwana yaphuma intuthwane yacasuka. Ngoba ingoma ibisho umuzwa.
• Kunedlozi elaphephuka entabeni, why??? Uyafuna ukwenza imuvi yamaNdiya?
• Kudala intuthwane yashada nendlovu, yafa, ngakho intuthwane yachitha ukuphila kwayo iyimba ithuna.
• Kunentuthwane efile olwandle Kungani: isisulu se-Titanic.

Amahlaya aseGibhithe ahlekisayo

Abantu baseGibhithe baphakathi kwabantu abahle kakhulu emhlabeni. Bathanda ukuncokola ngokwemvelo. Bathanda ukuxoxa amahlaya futhi bawajabulele, ikakhulukazi emibuthanweni yomndeni kanye nemibuthano yabangane. Phakathi kwamahlaya angcono kakhulu aseGibhithe kukhona okulandelayo:

• Kwangena indoda yaseSaudi izoshefa nomuntu waseGibhithe, konke ekushoyo kulungile, ithi, ngiyafunga ukuthi angizange ngiwele, iphinde iphuce.
• Uyazi ukuthi kungani u-Antarah bin Shaddad ethanda ama-Android?! Ngenxa yesizwe sezinhlelo zokusebenza
• Wafa uJazmji, bafuna ukumenza amashumi amane, ngisemncane bamenza amashumi amane nambili.
• Ngesinye isikhathi umuntu waseMexico ekhononda kowaseGibhithe ngezwe lakhe, wamtshela umalume ukuthi abantu esinabo eMexico abawatholi ama-taco.

ihlaya elihlekisayo

• Sikhona isizathu esisodwa esenza kube nesiminyaminya esibonisaneni? Wacikica indlebe ngokhiye.
• U-Ahwal wahlangana noyise esikhumulweni sezindiza.   
  Esikhundleni sokuqagela uyise waqagela isikhwama.
• UMahshish ubize olayini wathi: Uhambo lwaseJeddah-Bangkok luthatha isikhathi esingakanani? Wathi: Linda.   
  Wathi ngiyabonga.
• Uyini umehluko phakathi kwekhompyutha nomgodi? Ikhompyutha iyikhompuyutha kanti umgodi uyikhompyutha etholakala
• Isazi se-inthanethi ngemuva komfana..   
  Yisho dot com
• wake wafa..   
  Ufunge ukuyibuyisa
• UHaddad wake wageza..   
  ukugqwala
• Kunendoda yaseSaeedi elahle ingoduso yayo entabeni yashona.   
  Wathi kuye: Baba, awukwazi ukumela ihlaya!
• Kwake kwathi uSaeedi wakhula ingqondo yakhe..   
  Wayengazi ukuthi uzoyikhumula kanjani i-jalabiya.
• Umuntu ojahile kungenzeka ukuthi ujahile..   
  Baphumelele uMo Fadelm.
• Indiya labona abantu bedukisa..   
  Wahamba wabeka isikhwama sikadoti wahlala abantu bethukile.
• Kukhona ozwile ukuthi izaqathi zinhle emehlweni.     
  Waletha isanqante wahlala wayibuka.
• USidi ukhiye umnyango emunweni wakhe..   
  Isicabha sivuvukele.
• Saidi love usebenza ubusuku obubomvu..   
  Umlilo efulethini.
• U-Arabji ubuza uKhukri, ingabe uyinyoni yamahhala noma i-peregrine falcon? Waphendula, "NginguTweety."
• Komunye wabo kwaphuke isinqe..   
  Wagibela ilondolo.
• Udakiwe, buza uMahshash, u-Amr Diab, umfowabo ka-Mohamed Fouad? Waphendula, "Cha, silima, ukufana kwamagama."
• UFarash uthe iqiniso lejini likabani, ubaba uyimali ngiyayithola..   
  Yathi i-genie yancokola umoya wetiye ephaketheni!
• Umbambiqhaza emqhudelwaneni wokudweba oshesha kakhulu.   
  Wadweba ichashaza wathi: Nansi indlovu evela kude.
• Kuqhaqhazele esifubeni, intuthwane..   
  Wathi yay isisindo sayo!
• UBastard wabona omunye egwiliza wathi ngisindise..   
  Ngimphendule ngivumele mfowethu lolu usuku lwakho.
• UMahshashin uthe umuntu ukholwa ukuthi ingqondo yami imatasatasa..   
  Owesibili wathi, impela, i-headphone ivaliwe.

amahlaya ahlekisayo Kakhulu, kakhulu, impela, yibuke manje endaweni yaseGibhithe

• Ubani igama likaNgqongqoshe Wezemidlalo e-Jordan? Shayt al-Fatabil.
• Intuthwane hapten kozibuthe Kungani? Imoto ye-Orthodontic.
• Umama wakhe washa..   
  Wathi: Izibusiso, Hajj.
• Udoti ozifihle ubuso uvakashela imali..   
  Amandla aqanjiwe ekilasi lama-riyals angama-60.
• Traffic bashayisana nomuntu othe inombolo engaphambili hhayi ngemuva?! Wathi kujwayelekile, usezofana no-Avak!
• Uthisha watshela umfundi ukuba aveze igama elithi mosquito.   
  UBa uthe isandulela..   
  Futhi esikhundleni sakhe kwathathwa omunye webandla.
• UMahshash wethuka 2, washona owokuqala, owesibili wancishwa umoya.   
  Ukhula lwathi bheka umfowenu ufile, akashongo lutho!
• Owayekhandwe ngamatshe emgwaqeni wabona ithuba lakhe..   
  Ufuna ukuqeda izinsolo futhi abayeke, wathi i-alumina iyathengiswa.
• UKhukri wangena emgqonyeni wezidakamizwa.   
  Mhla ebona owandulelayo ephethe izinaliti wathi awekho ama suppositories aphuma kubo.
• UMahshash wamtshela ukuthi ucabangani ngomshado osemncane? Wathi ubani isikhathi?
• UMahshash abuze umfowabo ukuthi isikhathi sini? Ingabe wathi? Wathi isimanga, enginakho angazi kodwa ezinhlanu.
• Umdwebi okhanda ngamatshe upenda udonga, kusho othile, beka iphephandaba ngaphansi kwakho.   
  Wathi ayisekho.
• Itshwele elalisina emgwaqeni labona iqhude lathi, "Awunabo yini abazali abazokukhulisa?" Wathi ayikho imishini yokuchamisela.
• One Taihh yonke iminyaka yakhe ngaphandle kwamazinyo..   
  Wafaka isicelo somsebenzi, wamkhokhela inhlawulo.
• Esinye isigebengu saxabana nonina emakethe.   
  Aoi wadlula wathi uyabona intombi yami.
• U-Dwarf uphikisana nobungcwele bakhe..   
  Ngacasuka ngaye, ngabeka iziliphu zakhe phezu kwe TV, ngaphuma.
• Amaphela amabili alaliswa egumbini lokutakula.   
  Omunye wabuza owesibili wathi Reid? Wathi awekho ama-slippers.
• Isela langena endlini lifuna ukweba..   
  Wathola ikhehla elibandayo..   
  Vula i-air conditioner.
• Iqembu lingene endaweni yokudlela ethi Tzgard Kungani? Ngoba bafuna ukucela omakoti.
• UmArabi washada nomArabi..   
  Balethe indodana yobukhosi bakhe Ahlaaaaaaa
• Kukuyiphi enye i-bastard enqume abafowabo ophahleni ngani? Ukuze kube ubudlelwano obukha phezulu.

Chofoza lapha futhi ubuke amahlaya aseGibhithe efa ngenxa yokuhleka

Amahlaya ahlekisa kakhulu

• Iphela lake lakutshela ukuthi uthenge amafilimu amabili athusayo, uyazi ukuthi yini: Inkulumo-ze ye-Pif Paf
• Kunabantu abasheshayo ababhala lecture nodokotela, njalo uma esula ibhodi, balidabula iphepha.
• UMahshash wazibuza: Ngabe ngijola ngedwa ngehora lesibili, noma ngehora lesibili ngedwa?
• UMustal wabona uphawu olwalungavunyelwe ukuma phansi
• Ngesinye isikhathi, indoda ende yaya e-Bahrain, ithatha izingubo zokubhukuda ezimbili nayo
• Omunye watshela umngane wakhe ukube ngiyazi ukupheka umkami, ngingakunika uhhafu wezucchini? Kusho uMolokhia
• Imvu ibuza imvu: Kungani kudlule amadili amabili futhi abazange bakuhlabe? Wathi: Imbongolo ibhaliswe ngesitifiketi sokuzalwa
• Amaqhude amabili aphithizela ehhokweni lezinkukhu.
  Ngosuku lwesibili ekuseni, iqhude laphuma lathi: Coke
• Kunesalukazi esayeka ukufunda, kungani? I-Khaifa yokuqokwa ezigodini
• Iphoyisa lammisa lathi: “Bewungalifakile ngani ibhande?” Wathi, “Bengingaligqokile ngisho ibhulukwe.
• INdiya lithumele incwadi engenalutho emndenini walo eNdiya Kungani? Lissa lokho Ichaelmanm ha
• Umabhebhana owabiza mbc_fm unikezela ingoma kaPapa Finn kuzo zonke izingane eziyizintandane
• UMahshash ufonele iRestaurant wathi udle isidlo sakusihlwa bathini, awusimemanga ngani?
• Indoda eyakhandwa ngamatshe ilenga izingubo zayo yahlala ezingutsheni yathi kwenzenjani ngawe
• Othile wathenga amakha kaGeorge Kordahi wawafutha, wayenombuzo
• Kunesikhohlakali esamqoka njengomqondisi weCharity Association for the Disabled, ngosuku lokuqala efika emjahweni wokugxuma.
• In stupid wezwa ngoshukela i-anthrax email yakhe
• Omunye wabuza uMahshash, wamtshela ukuthi leli bhange lilula, wathi uMahshash, hhayi ubumnyama
• UWaheed Karim ushayele imbc_fm wacela ingoma ethi Sir Alina wayinikezela kubo bonke abalaleli.
• Kungani okhandwe ngamatshe ehlezi phambi kwekhethini lekamelo lakhe? Ilinde ukuthi kuqale umdlalo ha ha
• Umhlali wamema inhlanzi, bamtshela ukuthi akaqaphele, ubona iva, wathi, ungagqoki ama-slippers.
• Isiphukuphuku esichitha imbongolo sihlangana nedube, sithi: "Isilima sigqokile, sicabanga ukuthi angisazi."
• Isalukazi esilala phezulu ezitebhisini ukuze kuthi uma sivuka sijabule
• Isalukazi samila insumpa phezulu ezihlathini, sajabula uma sicabanga ukuthi iphilisi lezinduna.
• Umuntu wasemakhaya owenza amahlanu, kungani efuna ukubona inombolo yangemuva?

Chofoza lapha futhi ubuke amahlaya aseGibhithe aqinile

Kakhulu, kakhulu, amahlaya ahlekisayo

•  Isakhamuzi satshela umkakhe ihlaya.   
  Wathi haha..   
  Wathi hahaha udivosile.
• Isikhohlakali esishiselwe indlu..   
  Shayela izicishamlilo udakwe.
• Kwake kwaqhamuka umqondo ekhanda lakhe.   
  Wayeyichela zonke izinsuku.
• Isakhamuzi sathenga imoto sashayisa udonga.   
  Ngoba ubona i-airbag iyiqiniso noma ingamanga
• Ngiyambuza ukuthi siyini isifiso sakho empilweni? Wathi: Ngibona umuntu ehamba yedwa
• Impukane emide indiza emoyeni..   
  Ithi: Yelula phezu kokhozi
• Ngake ngambamba ngogesi..   
  Wathi kuye: Hhayi mina
• Ivila ngaphakathi kokuhlolwa..   
  Usiba lwawa kuye.   
  Anikeze iphepha
• Kungani indlu eyodwa enamathayela ancishanayo iyimabula yonke? Ngoba uma ushaka ewa, uyezwa
• UMahshash wabamba amaphoyisa wamtshela ukuthi kungani amehlo akho ebomvu? Kusho uSharp Vimto mina Mnddh
• Omunye owayekhathazeke kakhulu ngempilo yakhe wezwa ngenkulungwane yeminyaka.   
  Uzophakela
• Kunezimpukane eziphotha unogwaja, ngani? Kubekwe ukheshe kuwo
• AmaNdiya angena endlini ehlose ukweba.   
  Abatholanga lutho, bahlanza ikhishi baphuma.
• Abantu basemakhaya bafunda ukubopha ifindo likasofasilahlane..   
  Abane kubo bashonile kanti abayisithupha basesimeni esibucayi.
• Isakhamuzi sezwa ngokudunwa kwezindiza.   
  Wagibela isitimela saseDammam washo umoya kayisemkhulu.
• Umuntu wafaka imali yakhe ebhange, njalo ebusuku uyadlula eshaya uBuri.   
  Ukuvusa unogada
• UMahshash wabika ngengozi yezimoto ezingu-70... Ngosuku okwafika ngalo isiminyaminya, wahlangana naye ekharaveni
• Omunye ubefuna ukufaka imali ebhange ngesikhathi ethola ibhange lidakiwe.   
  Faka imali ngaphansi komnyango
• Esinye isilima savula isitolo sikagesi.   
  Waqhumisa amasilinda amane e-propaganda gas esitolo
• Bheka iphela esitolo i-Lissa Why? Wabona isithombe sikayise ku-Pif Baf
• Impukane ibiza indodakazi yakhe, uZibiina..   
  futhi akazange aphendule..   
  Uthe uPif Paf uphula inhliziyo yami
• eyodwa ivinjiwe..   
  Waya ku-plumber
• Kungani inkomo yangena ejele? Bambona edla utshani
• Kwashona ubaba oyedwa..   
  Wakhala ngelihlo elilodwa
• unwele olulodwa olude..   
  Ithumele kumthungi ukuze ayifinyeze
• Emalini eyodwa yakwaMkhali ngaphezu kwekhanda lakhe ngani? Ufuna ukumkhokhela imali enkulu
• ULissa omunye kayise nonina, Kungani? u-Ahan Maazmo emshadweni wabo
• ihlaya emva komnyango ngani? enamahloni

Chofoza lapha futhi ubuke amahlaya amnandi kakhulu ka-2019

Amahlaya amasha ahlekisayo

• Imoto uMaha wanelisekile isebenza Kungani? Uqeda izifundo zakhe
• Kokunye ngijikijela iso libe linye..   
  Ukwesaba kukholamu
• Abantu ababili abahlanyayo begibele isithuthuthu..   
  Baqala babanga ukuthi ubani ozohlala eduze kwefasitela
• Kunenyoni eyalandela indodana yakhe..   
  Umthengele udonga
• Umuntu ofuna ukupenda indlu yakhe..   
  Gcoba umuzi kamakhelwane wabo
• ngibheke emhlabeni..   
  Asakaze umatilasi ahlale eduze kwawo
• Lapho esegwetshwe iminyaka engu-20 ejele, kungani aphuma ngemva kweshumi? thatha ihlobo
• Uhlanya wenza isicabha sengilazi..   
  Faka iso lomlingo kuwo
• Ngesinye isikhathi, igama lakhe kwakunguZaatar, washada nowesifazane ogama lakhe linguZeit.   
  Bashiya intombazane egama layo linguManoucheh
• notebook ehamba emgwaqeni kungani? mahhala
• Isikhonyane esinobumpumputhe bebala lami..   
  Ngadla okubomvu nokomile
• Omunye wabo wathi kuyise: “Uyazi yini ukuthi imvume yami isiphelelwe yisikhathi na?”   
  Uyise wathi kuye: "Ekuzuleni kwakho ezitaladini
• I-ambulensi idlula ebhikawozi Kungani? Ngoba esinkwa sakhe ngashiswa
• Uma utamatisi uthimula, uthini? kaaaaachup
• Inkomo enomugqa obomvu, ngani? (Amafutha aphansi)
• Kukhona onikele ngegazi.   
  Igazi lakhe laba ukukhanya
• Umfundi oyisiphukuphuku umfake ekilasini yedwa..   
  Igebe okwesibili
• Kokunye okudaliwe kwakhe kunciphile..   
  Wayigqokisa umfowabo omncane
• U-One Harran uthanda ukwehlisa isifudumezi-moya.   
  Asukume alidonse kancane kancane
• Isondo elilodwa lemoto yakhe lalala..   
  Wehla ezomvusa
• Emathuneni kudlule indoda..   
  Vula irekhoda bese ufaka ingoma ethi Life is Sweet kuyo
• Iphela ligijima lilandela imoto yendle, bambuza ukuthi kungani?! Wathi ukumunca umndeni wahamba
• Kuyo, igundane isifiso sayo esikhathini esizayo kuwukuba igundane lekhompyutha
• Umuntu wabona iqhubu emgwaqeni..   
  Uzomtholela isigcobo
• Ngesinye isikhathi uprofesa watshela abafundi bakhe: Izinkawu zihlala eNingizimu Asia....   
  Abafundi: Phila, phila, phila
• Iqembu lebhola likanobhutshuzwayo lalinabo lephela lezintuthwane Kungani? umdlali wangaphandle
• Uyini umfanekiso wephela? Iphakanyiswe odongeni, ishaywa ngama-slippers
• Uke waqopha irekhodi lomhlaba lokugijima.   
  Irekhodi lamangalelwa
• Iphela liphume emshinini wokuhlanganisa ugesi.   
  Wathi: Uthuka uyise ophinde angene endaweni yobumnandi
• Intuthwane u-Menbtahh esiswini sakhe Kungani? Umsebenzi wasekhaya uxazululiwe
• Kungani umuntu engena ehholo lokuhlola ephethe isipuni? Ukuguqula imicabango yakhe
• Ngesinye isikhathi uyazizonda.   
  Wawela emgodini, wathi kungcono
• Isikhwama sokundiza emoyeni kungani? abalekele umasipala
• Isalukazi saya emathuneni, ngani? Uthenga izingxenye ezisele
• Indoda ekhandwe ngamatshe yavula umnyango wesiqandisi yathola iqhwa linyakaza.   
  Wathi ningesabi ukuphuza amanzi
• Kunomuntu owashona wathola umabhalane encwadini yakhe yefa... kanti nguwe owazi lokhu
• Kanye ngaphandle kwesici..   
  Thatha itekisi ulibambe
• Kungani kunenkukhu emi emngceleni? Abaleke uMaggie
• Imvu yabuza unina, uMaaaaa, Wayne Baaaa? Wathi: ithengisiwe
• Wake wakhuluma isilima phambi komlandeli Kungani? Ukukhuluma ngqo emoyeni

• Umuntu omubi washada nomuntu omubi..   
  UJabo Wold Meswi ngokwakhe ushonile
• Isikhukhukazi sazibulala futhi sabhala encwadini yefa yaso, Vumela uMaggie ukuthi akuzuzise
• Ngesinye isikhathi eyohlangana nengoduso yakhe, kungani ehambe nesipuni? Ukuvusa imizwa yakhe
• Kunotsotsi owaba ngumqondisi wekhaya lezintandane, kodwa umkhandlu wabazali
• UMahshash wama endaweni yokuhlola wathi esosha: "Ngilethele eziyishumi."
• Enye yamadodakazi akhe yaganwa indodakazi yakhe, yaletha indodana, Ubukhosi Bakhe: O, he!
• Kukhona isalukazi esineminyaka emihlanu, ngani? Isihlukanisi se-odometer
• Umuntu okhandwe ngamatshe ephethe i-ice cube uthi, "Ngizofa futhi ngazi ukuthi lokhu kuconsa kuyiphi imbobo."
• Indoda encishanayo itshela umndeni wayo ukuthi uphumelele ukuhlolwa, ngifuna ukukubona, wena hlanganisa u-ayisikhilimu
• Umuntu othanda iselula.   
  Waletha umntwana wakhe osanda kuzalwa, ogama lakhe linguShuraiha
• Kunesalukazi esishaya umlozi ngani? Ngingaphezu kuka-120
• Mfwethu, joyina iklabhu yezempilo.   
  Gab wasta ukuze angaqhubeki
• Ikati eligxishwe imaski naye okungalungile Kungani? Udidekile akwaziyo ukuthi uMio noma uNeo
• Umuntu oyekile isikole..   
  Ngaya ekamelweni lomphathi
• Kwakukhona isigebengu esisezingeni eliphansi esimnike imoto sayidayisa ekupheleni kweshift
• Kukhona iphela Mutamtam ngani? umcibisholo wamadevu
• Kunesalukazi esihlanyayo esathi ekatini laso, Boo..   
  Ikati lathi kuye, Makabongwe uNkulunkulu, futhi makabongwe
• Kungani umuntu aye enkundleni yezemidlalo futhi wabheka phezulu? Izungeza igama elithi ngqo
• Wake wagwinya ithawula.   
  Asule amathe
• Kunomfundi okhaliphile owaphumelela esikoleni waphuma kwesokuqala ..   
  Base beyibhala ngekhodi
• UMahshash wambamba ngezikhathi ezithile, bathi akagibele..   
  Wathi cha, ngoNkulunkulu, indlu iseduze
• Wake wawugwinya ummese.   
  Ngimzwise ubuhlungu
• Indoda eyisiphukuphuku eyagunda amadevu yangena emndenini wayo yathi, “Niyalukholelwa ulwazi lwenu?”
• Mahshash, kulungile, izicathulo zakhe zinqunywe..   
  Zithunge ngemva kwesonto, khulula izitishi
• Wake wathatha amatshe wawajikijela emnyango.   
  Futhi ubani othi?
• Arabji, uyise washona.   
  Mngcwabe ngomlotha
• Setha izinsuku zobuzalwane bakhe weza no-Kndvsanh wathi ubani? UmSri Lanka uthe ilungelo lami
• Isalukazi sabona isalukazi sathi, “Egameni likaNkulunkulu, Ali.”   
  Kusho igenie ngokuhloba kwakho
• Inkukhu izalela iqanda ngaphandle kwegobolondo, ngani? Isetshenziswa njenge-shampoo ye-anti-dandruff
• Kunezimpukane eziphotha unogwaja, ngani? Kubekwe ukheshe kuwo
• UMahshash uphethe inkukhu wayiluma, uthi, “Ndodakazi yenja, nsuku zonke kunamaqanda, awekho ushizi.”
• U-Stupid Soo Mendy, kungani kufanele udle uNawashif? Ulahlekelwe umgodi
• UGhanma wathi, "Ombaaaa." UTess wezwa. Wathi, "Omri, leli zwi."
• Intuthwane enamathele entanyeni yendlovu, kungani? Msoya bamba uzipho
• Inkukhu neqhude babone indawo ye-shawarma..   
  Lathi iqhude: Nansi isiphetho somuntu ongalaleli amazwi omyeni wakhe
• One aht Jmbh amanzi ebhakede uma elele why? Ukucwila emaphusheni
• UmArab okhandwe ngamatshe emi phambi kwe-air conditioner..   
  Bese ethi ku air conditioner ngithi ungashayi
• Kunesilima esifuna ukuhlaba inhlanzi yaso..   
  Ithelwe ngamanzi.
• Isilima esingaphakathi kwecinema sithole kubhalwe ukuthi akuvumelekile ukungena ngaphansi kweminyaka engu-18, ngakho sathola abantu abangu-17.
• Nginika othandekayo ama roses, kepha lapho ama roses ephela, yini okufanele ngikunikeze yona (umanyolo)
• Uyithemba nobungane, uyiphunga elimnandi lama roses, injabulo nenjabulo, ujabule, inkawu

Chofoza lapha futhi ubone izithombe ezinhle kakhulu ezibhalwe amahlaya ahlekisayo

Amahlaya ahlekisayo angavamile

Chofoza lapha futhi ubuke amahlaya ahlekisayo e-Mahshashin

• Esakhaya uthe, "Yini uyisilima ocingweni?" Kwavela ukuthi uyi-SIM card yomndeni, futhi akashadile
• Kukhona obambe iqhaza kuWho Will Win the Million?Bambuza ngegama lakhe? Cela umbono womphakathi
• Omunye ujikelezisa imoto yakhe esiteshini samaphoyisa, ngani? Unkosikazi wakhe naye uMoo association of seatbelt
• Imbongolo yazishisa (okusho ukuthi yazibulala), uyazi ukuthi kungani? Thola ukuthi ufana nawe.
• imbongolo yabona ihhashi..   
  Umfowethu wathi uma ngithembekile esikoleni esiphakeme
• Kungani iphela elihlubukayo? amvimbe
• Hlola ubuntu bakho: ithi: oh oh oh oh yebo yebo Umphumela: 100% inkawu yemvelo
• Lapho omunye wezwa ngoSuku lwezithandani, uthe: Bakhuleka kuphi kulo?
• Inhloso yami empilweni kwakuwukuwina uthando lwakho. 
  Futhi lapho umgomo ufinyelelwa, wangenwa!
• Iyunithi ehlaselwe nguZainab Al-Askari.   
  Wazibiza ngeMoudi Specialist
• Umuntu ufuna iSixty Street..   
  Waya kuThirtieth Street kabili wabuya
• Ngithanda ukubonga ngithi: Ngikunika isixha senyama eyosiwe ngamalahle, futhi unyaka nonyaka ukhuluphele.
• Umuntu okwaziyo ukubhukuda waphonswa abangani bakhe olwandle, kodwa akazange acwile.
  ngani? Ngoba waqhweba
• Kwelinye waya enkundleni nefulegi elimnyama Kungani? Unompempe uyakhuthaza
• Kungani unedinari elimboziwe? Ngoba wasebenzisa iBhange lamaSulumane
• one love one..   
  Ashade udadewabo ukuze aqinisekise ukuthi umbona zonke izinsuku
• Bathi inja yake yalahlekelwa yinkumbulo.   
  Ehamba emgwaqeni uthi: - Ho-ho.
  Cha Cha …….
  Hewu
• USidi uvalele oyedwa egumbini eliyindilinga.   
  Wathi uma uhlala ekhoneni, ngizokuthola
• Itshwele lilenga isithombe seqanda, ngani? Ucabanga ukuthi wayebukeka kanjani esemncane?
• UKaslan uhlele ishejuli yemidlalo yeligi.   
  Thatha usuku lokuqala lokuphumula
• Ngesinye isikhathi wayefuna ukubulala umkakhe, wathi kufanele ngimbulale kwelinye izwe ngoba uma ngimbulala kwelakithi bazongibopha.   
  Okubalulekile ukuthi le ndoda yahamba yathatha umkakhe yaya eMelika.   
  Futhi wathatha ifulethi eNew York, futhi lapho wabulala umkakhe, futhi watshela amaphoyisa ukuthi umkakhe wayebulewe ngecala.   
  Amaphoyisa asukume akhomba umuntu ongaziwa.   
  Isiwula sajabula sabuyela ezweni laso.   
  Mhla efika esikhumulweni sezindiza sangakubo wabanjwa amaphoyisa nabaseshi bemsola ngokubulala umkakhe! Yebo, uzobuza, babazi kanjani ukuthi nguye umbulali? Ngosuku lokuhamba kwakhe nomkakhe wayeyisithiyo kuye nezithembiso zakhe kodwa kumkakhe kwakuhamba nje.

amahlaya ahlekisayo kakhulu kakhulu

• Sayaa Nkulunkulu wamqondisa wahlala inkolo.
  Wabhala incwadi wayiqamba ngokuthi …… Isiqondiso SoMmah ngegunya lika-Iblis ethuka unina!
• Udokotela wayefuna ukuhlola izinhlanya.
  Wabadonsela umnyango wathi kubo: “Vulani umnyango.”
  Ngakho bahamba bayowuvula ngaphandle koyedwa udokotela wathi: “Kungani ningawuvuli nabo?” “.
  Uhlanya lwathi: “Ngoba nginaso isihluthulelo
• EMahshash wabuza uDakiwe wathi, “Yini le ndaba inde kangaka?” Wathi, “Mhlawumbe namuhla isiqephu sokugcina.
• Kwake kwahamba igundane eliwukhula emgwaqeni, lambona ikati eza ngakuye, lathi liza lanqonqozwa yimoto, lalibaleka lishaya eceleni komgwaqo, laquleka lapho livuka libona ikati elifile, wathi kufanele ngimise i-hashish ukuze ngingazingeli omunye umuntu
• Umuntu odakiwe ubuza kuMahshash amagama odadewenu wathi bonke babizwa ngoMahammad ngaphandle kukaKhaled ogama lakhe nguFaisal.
• Iphela laququda laba ayehamba nabo endlini yokugezela, i-siphon yabacindezela
• Kuke kudingeke ama-carriers amabili ukuze afinyelele esiqandisini se-100th floor, futhi alikho ikheshi.” Wathi eyokuqala, “Ngikuphathele izindaba ezimnandi nezindaba ezimbi, kufanele ngithini?
• Umuntu osebenza ngogesi owashonelwa nguyise abantu bayamkhalela (Okunye kusempilweni yakho)
• Kwakukhona othile owangena esitolo wathi, “Ingabe unawo u-ayisikhilimu wama-riyal amabili?” Isitolo segrosa sathi, “Nganani?”
• Usokhemisi wasesigodini weza kuye wamtshela ukuthi unokuthile okuzokwenza ubuso bube mhlophe.
  Wamenza umhlatshelo
• UMahshash uye enkantolo, ijaji liyambuza, ushade nobani? Uthe washada nowesifazane oyedwa..   
  Ijaji: Uyaganga, ukhona yini oshada nendoda?! Wathi: Yebo, udadewethu ugane indoda.
• Indoda ekhandwe ngamatshe eyayihamba emgwaqeni yahlangana nomuntu owathi kuyo, Unjani, Muhammad? Wamphendula wathi: “Angisiye uMuhammad.”   
  Wathi oh washintsha igama lakho
• UMahshash wayemi emnyango wendlu yabo, adlula kuye amaphoyisa ambuza: Ungowabantu basekhaya? Wathi kubo: Hhayi kwabangakholwayo bamaKureshi
• UMahshchin ubatshele ukuthi kungani amehlo ebomvu? Bamtshela ukuthi siyizihlobo
• USidi wathola umcebo..   
  Wathi: Makabongwe uNkulunkulu.
  Imephu yonke
• UMahshash ehamba emgwaqeni wathola isigxobo sikagesi esibhalwe ifulethi eliqashisayo, wayelokhu engqongqoza esigxotsheni kwaze kwafika uMahshash kuye futhi... Wamtshela ukuthi ufunani la? Owesibili wasukuma wamtshela ukuthi kuyamangaza, nakuba leli qembu lalikhanya ngokukhanya ngenhla.
• Kusho uMahshash kumngani wakhe amehlo abomvu!! Wathi uma uhlala eluhlaza, hamba.
• UMahshash ubhala indaba yomlando: U-Abu Jahl wayephuza i-cappuccino e-Starbucks e-Bani Qinqa, futhi uyena owavula i-bluetooth. Wajikijela i-cappuccino ebusweni bentsha, futhi kwenye inguqulo akazange akhokhe isikweletu.

Amahlaya amafushane aseGibhithe

• iqhubu nje.. 
  Wathola eminyakeni eyishumi kamuva ukuthi uchitha komakhelwane
• Inyoni ikhona, isibhamu sikhona, iphakethe lilungile, kodwa ngiswele i-greyhound, futhi namuhla usuku lwakho
• u-bamboo uveze? Into engaphili izokhuphuka yehle emhlane wakho uma ufona ngokushesha
• Umuntu ulale late.   
  Wageja iphupho
• Umuntu ubuyile ekuvakasheni futhi enamaphela endlini yakhe.   
  Akazange akhiye umnyango
• Babane abaya ezweni, babuyelwa ngani abathathu? Bashiya inkumbulo eyodwa
• Umuntu ubungcwele bakhe bushayisana nomsebenzi wakhe..   
  Beka ngamunye endlini
• Okokuqala: Kungani isitimela sibalulekile? Eyesibili: ngoba kunemigqa emibili ngaphansi kwayo
• Kukhona iShayina elifuna ukumhlukumeza..   
  Amvule amehlo
• Isakhamuzi samnika i-samosa, wayivula ecabanga ukuthi isipho
• Kukhona obeke inkulumo.   
  Hlukanisa uhlangothi lwekhanda
• Umuntu wabona iwashi elimile..   
  Mtholele isitulo
• Omunye wabuyela ezwini lakhe.     
  Wethuka
• Iwundlu elinomugqa obomvu, ngani ngoba linamafutha amancane.
• EmaNdiya ama-3 afika emhlabeni abhala entabeni (Izinkumbulo zabantu abangu-3)
• Ngesinye isikhathi, ama-junky amabili akhumula izingubo zawo futhi ahlale esakhiweni.   
  J. Harami webe izingubo zabo..   
  Babheka ngemuva, abazitholi izingubo, futhi bathi silahlekelwe kakhulu!
• Yake yabuza indoda ekhandwe ngamatshe umfowabo ukuthi yini umehluko phakathi kwesonto nogwadule? Athi angazi! Uthe isonto linoyedwa futhi ugwadule alunamuntu.
• Kwake kwakhuluma amajunki amabili..   
  Okokuqala, kungani i-ambulensi ipakwe phambi kwebhikawozi? Okwesibili kungaba isinkwa esishisiwe.
• UMahshash wabuza ukuthi unamahora amangaki, wathi, "Angazi."   
  Wathi kuyamangaza, nginabahlanu kuphela!

Amahlaya kanye nemfihlo yawo ekuphumeni enkingeni nasekukhathaleni

Amahlaya awalutho ngaphandle kokubhuqa ukuveza isimo esibiza ukuhleka noma ukumamatheka lapho ufunda noma uzwa, futhi kuwumzamo wokuphuma ekukhathaleni komhlaba nezinto eziwukhathazayo, nokujabulisa abantu ngokushintsha isimo sabo sokudabuka. nokukhathala usuku lonke kuya ekuhlekeni nasekumamathekeni, futhi kusukela esimweni sokuma okubekwe phezu kwabantu ngenxa yeqiniso.

Ngokuqondene nezwe lasendulo, futhi yilokhu okuphindaphindwayo esikhathini samanje noma kulo mhlaba wethu, ihlaya lalithi libalekela amandla namandla omthetho kanye nengcindezelo yawo, okuyilokho okubizwa esikhathini sethu indida yepolitiki. , futhi kwakukhona izisho eziningi mayelana nokuthi ubani owasungula ihlaya kwakungabantu baseGibhithe lasendulo, futhi balisebenzisa ukuze babalekele iqiniso lobuhlungu, futhi ukuze bafake amandla kubantu futhi bavuselele imisipha yenhliziyo nengqondo futhi, futhi badwebe amamatheke ebusweni bese ebuyela emsebenzini.

Ihlaya livamise ukuveza okungokoqobo kanye nezenzakalo zalo zansuku zonke, futhi ligcona ukungalungi kweqiniso ngokwalo, njengamandla okucindezela, isithukuthezi emshadweni, noma ukugconwa ngobuxhwanguxhwangu noma ukuntula ukuqonda nokuqonda.Ziningi izinhlobo zobuciko, kodwa eziningi kakhulu anamandla awo wonke amahlaya akhulunywayo, hhayi abhaliwe.

Eqinisweni, asikwazi ukwenza inhlekisa ngobuhlungu babantu, kodwa sisebenzela ukuguqula okungokoqobo ukuze sisakaze izincazelo ebezimbalwa kulesi sikhathi, ezifana nokuba bucayi kanye nomsebenzi wokwakha ukuphila.
Futhi futhi ukuhleka usulu ukuziphatha okubi, njengoba ihlaya lingenakho futhi lingeke liphele, kanye nesimiso sokuhlekisa nokuzilibazisa futhi.
Ngakho-ke ngiyakumema ukuba umoyizele ngokusuka enhliziyweni. Yiba ngumuntu odonsa uhleko ebusweni bezigidi, futhi ungantshontshi uhleko kubo, funa lufike usuku lapho ukudabuka nesizungu kuhambisana nawe.

Izithombe ezibhalwe kuwo amahlaya

Izithombe zamahlaya zifanekiselwa amahlaya ngendlela yokuthi ziqukethe ihlaya, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi libhaliwe noma elibonakalayo, kanti ngenkathi libhaliwe, kuyisithombe nje futhi kubhalwe ihlaya, kodwa liyabonakala, ngakho-ke izithombe zalo ziqukethe okuhlekisayo. isimo. Ngokwesibonelo, umuntu washelela wawa phansi, noma izinto ezinjalo, ngakho kungaba isithombe esihlekisayo, futhi namuhla sizokubonisa izinhlobo ezimbili zezithombe ezibukwayo nezibhaliwe.

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