Iqoqo elihle kakhulu lamahlaya ahlekisayo 2024

amahlaya!! Sonke sifuna into ejabulisayo yokwenza izinsuku zibe mnandi, ngakho-ke ngubani phakathi kwethu ongafuni ukumomotheka ukutshala ezindebeni zabanye, ukuthi kulula kangakanani futhi akubizi lutho, kodwa kunomphumela womlingo emiphefumulweni. kwabathandekayo, futhi lapha kuvela umsebenzi wamahlaya ahlekisayo, okuyimfihlo yenjabulo yemibuthano yomndeni namapaki abangani, futhi kusukela manje kuqhubeke Ungalokothi uthwale umthwalo wokusesha emakhasini ewebhu ukuze uthole amahlaya ahlekisayo, ngoba sizokunikeza ngamahlaya amnandi kakhulu ukuze ukuhleka kwakho kube phezulu futhi kufinyelele ukuphakama kwesibhakabhaka, ngakho-ke funda futhi ujabulele futhi uzothola okudingayo nathi.

amahlaya

• Ngesinye isikhathi uMahshash wavula isiqandisi wathola ijeli liqhaqhazela, wathi: "Ungesabi ngizophuza ngihambe."
• Ngesinye isikhathi, ababili babo bahamba bayolila, omunye wabuza omunye, “Uyathandwa.” Bathi cha ukukhuluphala.
• Wake walala ihora lonke engumqemane wazithola esenenhlanhla.
• Kudala wayenepulazi lezinkukhu, wakhathala ukuphefumula
• Ngesinye isikhathi, abantu ababili bahamba bayogunda owokuqala njengecici kanti owesibili waba yindandatho
• Ngesinye isikhathi, iBahrain yahamba nezintanta ezimbili
• Kungani ikhibhodi ingalali? Ngoba unamashifu amabili
• Kwake kwathi owesifazane ompofu waya kumcwali wezinwele wathi akakwenzele i-pedicure noma i-manicure, wamtshela ukuthi cha, cha, cha, ngivumele.
• Ngesinye isikhathi udokotela okuthiwa u-Anas washada nodokotela okuthiwa uLynn, futhi bashiya indodana okuthiwa i-insulin
• Bathi uma begibele iphimbo likaHafeez Darraji kumetro baze bafika eQubba Gardens, uzothi Qubba Gardens.
• Ingwane yashela ingwane yathi kuyise, malume, ngiphuma esandleni sakho, isandla sakho lesi, isandla sakho, isandla sakho lesi, isandla sakho, isandla sakho, isandla sakho, isandla sakho lesi..
• Bathi umhlengikazi waganwa unesi, bashiya amawele, omunye waqamba igama elithi omunye ngomsipha hahaha.
• Bathi isidakwa sabulala iphoyisa elangibiza ngo-122 lathi nisangu-121 hahaha.
• Kanye, uzoqoka ummeli owahlangana naye ezilile, haha.
• Ithangi lakhe langena ekomitini lezivivinyo, abaqopha ngalo, shhhhh
• Ngesinye isikhathi, umdlali ogama lakhe lingu-Amr Al-Qadi weza ekhoneni kubo wathi ngiphakamise amabhuzu, ha-ha
• Ngesinye isikhathi, i-lens convex yasusa i-hump
• Ngesinye isikhathi umuntu ongqongqozayo wabona idada wayesethi, “Idada leli.” Wathi kulo, “Izalabata leli.”
• Ngesinye isikhathi umPakistani wahlangana noBaxtalt oyedwa
• Kwake kwafika ipeni esibhedlela wafonela abakubo wabatshela ukuthi ngiyipeni lokuphila nokufa bamtshela serious ungabhali.
• Ngesinye isikhathi ibhubesi lalethela unkosikazi walo ikhekhe eLa Poiret ngosuku lwakhe lokuzalwa
• Kwake kwawa ushizi usuka esitezi sesine, wathi, “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
• Wake waletha ikhilo lenyama futhi akazange alethe ikhilo kuMuhammad
• Kwake kwaphuma inkomishi yetiye ukuyothenga, wathi ngifuna itiye, itiye kanye netiye
• Liboshiwe itshwele lomyeni kanina, laya ephoyiseni lathi kuqhamuke iqhude likamama.
• Ngesinye isikhathi umakhenikha wayenza isaladi ngezingcezu zekhukhamba
• Wake wangena eyothenga ushukela esitolo wathi endodeni, "Unoshukela?" Wathi cha futhi unobuso
• Ngesinye isikhathi unjiniyela wekhompyutha ecasulwe umkakhe, wamxosha ekamelweni wathi akalale ku-hard drive walala.
• Ngesinye isikhathi, uLuna wangena esivivinyweni, waphendula inkathi yakhe kusukela enkathini yakhe
• Ngesinye isikhathi, igama lakhe kwakungu-Ahmed Amara, owayefuna ukuzibulala ngokugxuma phezu kukayise
• Ngesinye isikhathi, amantombazane amabili ayehamba, enye igqoke isheke kanti enye iphethe ibhokisi lokufaka imali
• Kanye, ababili, ngibagwebela intambo, omunye ngokulengiswa omunye entshonalanga

Amahlaya ayahleka

• Ngesinye isikhathi, uthishanhloko othile wayedlula emakilasini, ngakho wangena ekilasini lokuqala futhi izingane zasukuma, uthishanhloko wabuza omunye wazo, “Ungubani igama lakho?” Zathi, “Damil.” Zathi, “Buyela emuva. ” Yabuza enye yathi: “Ungubani igama lakho?” Bathi: “Dali.” Zathi: “Hlala phansi,” nowesithathu wathi: “Ungubani igama lakho?”
  Ngakho-ke buza uthisha, bonke banokuluma, ngakho uhlamvu L ngu-J
  Athi kuyini lokhu kuMadani?
• Wake waletha izinwele zakhe eceleni ngoba efuna okuthile
• Umdlali webhola wake wavala ekhoneni imoto yakhe ngomlenze
• Ikamela lithi cela umshado ekameleni, unina wala, kodwa uyise ikamela
• Lakanye igama lakhe kwakunguSameh, wabeka isandla sakhe emzimbeni wakhe, akaseyena uSameh...
• Kwake kwathi unombolo 1 waba nephathi wamema zonke izinombolo ngaphandle kwezi-8. Emcimbini wathola abangu-8 bedansa, wamtshela ukuthi, “Angizukukumema.” Wathi kuye, “Ngingu-0, kodwa uthayi wami ophakathi
• Kwake kwangena ithreyi lenkukhu eline-zucchini kuhhavini, futhi lalingafaneleki
• Lakanye igama lakhe kwakunguSandy, walala wavuka ngoMsombuluko
• Kwake kwathi esefuna ukuhlukana nesinqandamathe sakhe, wathi: "Khama, ngeke ngisakwazi ukuqhubeka."
• Kwake kwaba nomlilo eKentucky ngezinkukhu nezinkukhu hahaha
• UTaha Hussein waboleka imali kumuntu owamtshela ukuthi isizwe sakubo sizoyibuyisela wathi uma ngikubona
• Ngesinye isikhathi, uChef El-Sherbiny wethuka futhi wahamba ephethe izibindi ezimbili esandleni sakhe
• Wake wathi ubani igama lakhe, wangena ekolishi lobunjiniyela, pho ubani igama lakhe, ikhompuyutha?
• Kwake kwawa inkomishi yekhofi engutsheni
• Ngangike ngiye kothenga ushizi kumuntu wesuphamakethe, ngakho wayengibuza uhlobo lukashizi, ngiphendule ushizi ovela efrijini, aphendule athi ngiyakubongela.
• Babuza uFarr, yini oyithanda kakhulu, bese ebatshela ushizi omkhulu
• Ngesinye isikhathi, ummeli wayefuna ukuncipha, ngakho akavumelanga muntu ukuba amqoke
• Ngesinye isikhathi, uMacaroni wamcasula umyeni wakhe, futhi bamtshela ukuthi ngizolala.
• Lakanye wayezojola nowesifazane, wayesethi, “Ngiyeza ukuzokweshela indodakazi yakho, umalume wami.” Wathi, “Omkhulu noma omncane.” Wathi, “Ngababili bakhe. izandla, hhayi ezinye.”
• Kanye ushukela wathi itiye Yamdoubni
• Lapho irenti yefulethi ibeka ubisi phezu kwayo ukugcina ubisi
• Ngesinye isikhathi inhlanzi yayiminyanisa inhlanzi, wamtshela, indodakazi ye-catfish
• Ngesinye isikhathi wayezohlolwa udokotela waseSudan, udokotela wathi kuye, “Une-turquoise emaphashini.” Wathi, “Kuhle ukusesha, ungase umthole esibindini uNancy.”
• Ngesinye isikhathi umthungi washada nomthungi wabajabulisa ngosuku olulandelayo lwehembe..
• Upholstered indodana yakhe encane u-Ait Ghanah ukotini wamabhilikosi
• Ngesinye isikhathi, uFatatari wasebenza njengomqondisi, enza i-video crepe
• Ngesinye isikhathi wabuza umthengisi, "Ingabe unawo amafutha e-Afia?" Wathi, "Uma indoda yesaba, yikhiphe emoyeni."
• Ngesinye isikhathi, waya kudokotela wathi, “Ngikhohlwa noma yini, Dokotela… Udokotela uyamtshela ukuthi leli cala lifike nini kuwe… Wathi sinjani isimo?”
• Ngesinye isikhathi insizwa eyisiphukuphuku yathenga isamukeli, unina wamtshela ukuthi wayeyithathaphi imali, wamtshela ukuthi i-TV iyathengiswa.

Amahlaya ahleke ukufa

• Umhlengikazi ushiye ngemuva amadodana amabili, eyodwa okuthiwa u-Walid kanti enye ilahlekelwe umsipha
• Ngesinye isikhathi, umuntu osebenza ngogesi wahlala phezu kwekhofi wacela i-apula.
  lol
• Ngesinye isikhathi uSheikh wavula isitolo se-grill okuthiwa uRashid Grill.
• Kwake kwahamba abantu ababili omunye eyisheke omunye eyiphepha lomthwalo......ngiyaxolisa
• Wake wageza nge-barber atznq work cream
• Kudala, iplumber yavaleka, yaba yindawo enamachashazi
• Ngesinye isikhathi iphoyisa lahamba liyokhulula izingane zalo endaweni yesigameko
• Uma ithangi selingenile esivivinyweni, ubungenza irekhodi elintekenteke.
• Kwake kwaba amathanga amabili ebanga ikama
• Kwake kwaba nesenzo esihle ngaphezu kwamehlo akhe, omunye wambona, wathi: “Akusona isono lesi.
• Yona leyo iphethe icilongo layo, neyesibili yamphendula yathi: “Nali icilongo lakho, akusilo icilongo lakho na?
• Kudala, igama lakhe kwakunguSandy, wangena ekolishi lobunjiniyela, futhi igama lakhe laba nguSandy Square Meter
• Babuza umGibhithe ukuthi kungani, uma umuntu ekubuza umbuzo, kufanele uphendule ngombuzo? Uthe ubani okutshele lokho
• Kwake kwashayana ababili kwabacasula
• Wake wavula isitolo sezinhlanzi esibizwa ngokuthi i-Sit Labit
• Wake wayothola utshwala be-ethyl, usokhemisi wamtshela ukuthi akukho lutho ngaphandle kotshwala obuwubuwula
• Indoda ende ithi kumngane wayo, “Angazi, mfowethu, kungani le nduku yesibabule isha, nakuba isayithanda isikhashana.”
• Ngesinye isikhathi, u-Amr Diab wabiza isibhedlela, futhi othile wamphendula wathi akahambe nawe
• Kwake kwathi amaphampu amabili amanzi ayalwa, omunye athi komunye, ake sibone ukuthi ngubani i-aquafina.
• Ngesinye isikhathi uDokotela Sinan nezingane zakhe balwa, wathi kubo: “Angijahile.” Nginike ibhulashi ukuze sikhulume.
• Bathi idimoni lake lashada nedimoni elashiya umndeni ababewubiza ngesono
• Undlunkulu wahlangana nomama wakhe eRamadan, futhi uSousso wamtshela ukuzila ukudla okwamukelekile
• Ngake ngashada nelinye lamaqanda akhe
• Ngesinye isikhathi, odokotela ababili bahlangana, futhi bakutshela umuthi wokugcoba
• Wadinwa waphambana namehlo, wayesethandane nowesifazane oyedwa iminyaka emithathu, kwavela ipayipi.
• Lapho iziphukuphuku eziyishumi seziminyanisa ndawonye, ​​kwafa eziyisi-XNUMX kwathi ezi-XNUMX zaba nqunu, kwathi ezinye ezi-XNUMX zathi, kodwa kubukeka sengathi kuzoshintsha kakhulu.
• Kwake kwashona umjikijelwa ngamatshe, wangena wamtshela ukuthi umufi ufe kanjani, bamtshela ukuthi unenhlamvu ekhanda.
• Ngesinye isikhathi, i-junkie yambamba esigamekweni sephoyisa. Yathi, “Ukwenzeleni lokho?” Wathi, “IVodafone ingishayele ucingo, bangitshela, uma ufuna imizuzu emi-5 mahhala, yenza eyodwa, nehahahahaha.”

amahlaya ahlekisayo

• Kwake kwahamba umndeni ocebile uyothenga u-ayisikhilimu, bathi unokhilimu omnandi wezucchini.
  Waphinde wahamba, wathi uno-ayisikhilimu one-taste of zucchini, bathi cha
  Waphinde wahamba, wathi uno-ayisikhilimu one-taste of zucchini, wathi cha
  Waphinde wahamba, bathi uno-ayisikhilimu omnandi we-zucchini, wathi, o.
  Umm Al-Wad wathi Yaa
• Kwake kwangena epizza shop wa order ipizza wa order ipizza yendoda kuphela bathi ngcela ukukucushela XNUMX or XNUMX bathi hayi XNUMX ngoba angeke ngidle XNUMX.
• Umakhenikha ubehambele umcimbi kamaskandi egqoke ikhanda lesilinda
• Kwake kwaphakama isixazululo uShatat Gabt John
• Lakanye walivula icala walisayina
• Ngesinye isikhathi umakhenikha wamisa inhliziyo yakhe wehla ukuze amdabule
• Kwake kwathi uMakogi ehamba ehlane wafica umuntu ekhathele ekhala
• Esephelelwe yithemba washada, wadangele, washiya izingane ezidabukisayo, ubaba wacindezeleka, wazenza wafa, izingane zamdelela zamngcwaba.
• Yake yoma inyathi yehla nobisi oluyimpuphu
• Kwake kwathi uyise ezihlalele esidlweni sakusihlwa wabuza uyise ukuthi uzophila yini bathi cha uzodla isidlo sakusihlwa ahambe ahambe.
• Wake wakha ibhilidi usokhemisi bamdicilelani? Ngoba sinamazwe engeziwe
• Kwake kwathi inyosi yashiya umfana ogama lakhe lingu Azzzzzzzzzz
• Bathi kanye umphathi jikelele kanye nomphathi waminza
• Kukhona ihlaya elikhalisa umuntu umbuze ukuthi uphethwe yini uthi umuntu wangihleka
• Wakutshela ukuthi ngesinye isikhathi othile wangicela ukuba ngifake ubisi etiyeni...wangitshela.
  Wathi ingane incela ibele
• Isicabucabu sathatha i-Viagra ukuze senze umata
• Lapho esethenge amapeni amabili, omunye wabhala nawo omunye wabhala u-C
• Wake wabhala odongeni, angazi ukuthi uzoyikhulula kanjani, ha ha ha ha
• Iselula yakhe inqanyuliwe, wayithumela eGreece
• Kuphonswe ibhomu esitolo sezaqathi, uyazi ukuthi kwenzekeni...? Isibhicongo saseYaqeeq sahlala
• Uke wangena endlini yokugezela, angazi ukuthi uphumeleni ngoba ukungena endlini yokugezela akufani nokuphuma
• Ngesinye isikhathi, uthi kumyeni wakhe, “Sithandwa sami, ungangilethela igolide ngopondo abangu-XNUMX XNUMX?” Wathi, “Ngizokulethela idayimane.
• Umuntu unemoto endala ufuna ukuyidayisa, wathi umngani wakhe akafake uphawu lweMercedes, izodayiswa, uzokwenza lokhu emva kwesonto.
• Umngane wakhe uyambuza, “Ngiyidayise imoto noma ngingayidayisi?” Wathi, “Uyisiwula. Ngidayisa iMercedes.”
• Ngesinye isikhathi umuntu osebenza ngogesi wabashada abane, basebenza ndawonye
• Ngesinye isikhathi umakhenikha wayehlezi ekhofini futhi wacela i-capuccino.

Amahlaya ahlekisayo kakhulu 2021

• Bake bathi uthisha wasejimini watshela umkakhe ukuthi ageze ilondolo, wathi cha ayigeze.
• Ngesinye isikhathi, abathathu kubo, ogama lakhe linguTariq, bahlala ndawonye benza isihlalo esiphuthumayo
• Ngesinye isikhathi wathi kunina, “Ngeke ngikwazi ukuzila ukudla ngiye eMorocco.” Wathi kuye, “Kulungile ukuzila ukudla e-Algeria, ha ha, khikho.”
• Kwake kwathi izingane eziwu XNUMX zaya esitolo samathoyizi, eyokuqala yatshela indoda ukuthi ifuna ibhaluni yakhuphukela ezitebhisini yathatha ibhaluni, yathi eyesibili ifuna ibhaluni, yathi indoda “ngani ungitshele ukuthi kungani ngabe uvukile?” Wathi, “Uxolo.” Wathatha ibhaluni lendoda, wathi kowesithathu, “Ufuna ibhaluni sithandwa sami.” Wathi cha.
• Kwake kwakhala umuntu edla inyama egayiwe, nganamathela kuye
• Kwake kwathi indoda edakiwe yakhumula isicabha somuzi wayo kwahamba nothile yathi ithatha isicabha lapho yayisho khona yayisa kubabazi.
• Bathi uma esene-Alzheimer's, wahleka wakhohlwa umlomo wakhe owawuvulekile, ha-ha-ha-ha.
• I-Octopus isebenza enkampanini
  Ingwane ingene enkampanini ngehora lesishiyagalolunye
  Wafika ehhovisi lakhe ngo-9:30, ngani?
  Wayebhala izigxivizo zeminwe emnyango
• Ngesinye isikhathi, igama lakhe u-Angie, waya emsebenzini ngemva kwesikhathi, futhi umphathi wathi akaphumele ngaphandle, hhe
• Kudala, igama lakhe kwakunguBatool, wafika walala, wahlala embukisweni
• Wake wavuka ebuthongweni wabona iwashi, wathola enye yezingubo zakhe, walala yeh.
• Usomahlaya obukele ifilimu esabekayo wayesezobulawa amapentshisi
• Uma seliyibhaluni, ngeke liphinde lenze ukugeza
• Kwake kwathi ibhomu lawela phezu kwekhofi wasebenza pool
• Kwake kwahlangana oyedwa wahlala ababili huh
• Uma impandla ingenele umncintiswano wokugijima, yayithola umklomelo wempandla
• Ngesinye isikhathi ibhethri lase liphelelwa yisikhathi emsebenzini, umphathi wathi kuye, “Hanim, akekho yini u-petri?”
• Ngake ngathenga imoto entsha, izihlalo zaba ngaphandle
• Ngesinye isikhathi bamthola elele eceleni kwakhe nama-tuk-tuk amane edla kuye
• Kungani i-inthanethi ihamba kancane e-Egypt, ngoba ihamba ngedatha yedatha
• Yake yehlela esiteshini senhlabathi, imilenze yayo yatshalwa

Amahlaya amafushane ahlekisayo

• Ngesinye isikhathi, indoda edakiwe yabona owesifazane waseNdiya, yakhomba ubuso bakhe ngesigamu, yamtshela ukuthi akehle, wayesezothatha i-video.
• Ngesinye isikhathi, umthengisi wephephandaba, u-Abu Matt, wayehamba emngcwabeni, ethi, "Recite Al-Fatihah."
• Bathi ngesinye isikhathi wageza ngoba umabonakude wawuphethe ikhofi, kwathi ngelinye ilanga kwaphuka ibhodwe lekhofi
• Kwake kwalwa amabhasi amabili amancane, ibhasi lafika kubo, wathi kubo, “Akusilo ibhasi, malume, wena naye.”
• Ngesinye isikhathi umkhumbi wamcwilisa, abathathu kubo baphuma bephila, futhi ababili babengabasebenzi bamakhemikhali
• Umuntu onempandla washibilika wawa ngekhanda waphinde washibilika
• Uma esethanda ukugijima nokugijima, abamthandi
• Ngesinye isikhathi ingwe yayigijima ilandela imoto izolwa nengwe
• Kwake kwaba ihlaya omunye wabophela uHani Nihhhhhhhhhh
• Ngake ngavula isiqandisi ngehora lesi-XNUMX ebusuku ngathola ijeli liqhaqhazela, bathi ungesabi ngiyeza ngizoliphuza.
• Kungani idlozi lingqongqoza emnyango???? Ugqoka izithende
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• Bathi ngesinye isikhathi udlala ikarati ngethemba lokuthi uzoba yi-chip
• Kudala wenza itiye elinamandla, angakwazi ukulisusa
• Ngesinye isikhathi inhlanzi yalwa nenhlanzi yathi kuye, "Awuthi ngikhiphe amasardine kanyoko."
• Omunye uvula ibhokisi lamabhokisi, abukeka njengesikhulu, hahahaha
• Wake waba udokotela e-Khalaf Bintine University, owokuqala wambiza ngokuthi u-Elham nowesibili u-ElMeghel
• Kungani i-hedgehog iyisilwane esisha kunazo zonke ehlathini? Ngoba useneva
• Wake wathola umuntu oshisayo futhi wahlolwa i-corona, ishumi, ishumi, ishumi, ishumi, ishumi
• Isikhulu sezobunhloli sivule uhhavini ogama lakhe linguRaafat al-Ajan
• Bekukhona umdlali we-Aswan Club ogama lakhe kwakungu-El-Helwany, uthe engena enkundleni wanamathela otshanini ngoba izulu belishisa.
• Kudala, umkhandi wepayipi wenza intokozo, akekho owathuka
• Kwake kwathi imabula yawela emgodini yathi ingcono
• Kwake kwathimula wathi, "Ngiyabonga Nkulunkulu, ngingedwa ezweni lakithi."
• Lapho sebezame uBueller, uyazi ukuthi kungani? Ngenxa kaCatel
• Umgundi wangena ebudaleni ukuze enze ukugeza ngokhilimu
• Uma usubizwa nge-Kero, ukhohlisa ngekhilo nengxenye

Mahshchin amahlaya

• Owesifazane onobuchopho obubodwa waphenduka wamhlangabeza ngaphesheya
• Ngesinye isikhathi usokhemisi wabulawa ukwesaba ngoba ebona ikhemisi ngendlela yokuqapha
• Ngesinye isikhathi ingwane yethangi yawela indoda kumuntu kumuntu
• Lapho ngiphuma emsebenzini, ngashelela
• Impisi yake yahlangana nempisi, yamtshela ukuthi uyakwazi ukuphuma kulesi sihlahla, yathi impisi.
• Ngesinye isikhathi, i-pulp i-hummus
• Ukuthimula okukodwa okufushane, amakhala akhe eshayeka phansi
• Uyazi ukuthi kungani ijusi yenqatshelwe ukuze ingaphumeleli?
• Kanye u-Ammar nenye emalahleni
• Ngaso leso sikhathi, isosha lasukuma lacasuka ngaso sonke isinkwa
• Lapho uDkt. Sinan entshontshe, bamvalela eSignal
• Kwake kwathi irayisi ngalinye u-Muammar washaya ubuso
• Ngake ngabhala isivivinyo esaletha inkathi yakhe kusukela esikhathini sakhe
• UFlash wabuza ukuthi uvelaphi, wamtshela ku-CD Jaber huh
• Owesifazane okuthiwa uNima wathandana nothile owamgqokisa wambeka eceleni
• Kwake kwawa amabhilidi amabili phezu kwelinye afa
• Ngesinye isikhathi, i-Bahrain yahamba yayogqoka izikhindi ezimbili, haha
• Udokotela wamazinyo ushiye umtholampilo uyokwakha isakhiwo ukuze adambise izinhlungu
• Ngesinye isikhathi umakhenikha wavula isitolo sikashokoledi seSama Galaxy
• Uma isidlwengu sesisusiwe, angazi ngizosigibela kanjani
• Ngake ngathenga isinkwa ngathola kushisa ngaphuthunyiswa esibhedlela
• Uthisha uthi kumfundi, “Akuwona amahloni lapho uthola uziro.” Umfundi waphendula, “Kungani ungibuza umbuzo?”
• Kwake kwangena inkawu esibhedlela yathola phakathi kwempilo nobhanana
• U-ayisikhilimu wawa usuka esitezi seshumi
• Ngake ngisentabeni ngalwa nentaba eyayikhipha edwaleni

Amahlaya ahlekisayo uMahshchin

• Uthisha ubuza umfundi ukuthi kungani aqamba uLwandle Olumnyama ngalelo gama, ngoba wayedabukile ngoLwandle Olufile
• Kwake kwaminza inhlanzi eyisiwula
• Kwake kwathi iqanda laya emnyangweni lathi abangilandele, ngagibela..
• Ngesinye isikhathi umakhenikha wamthengela umbhede alala ngaphansi kwawo
• Uyazi ukuthi yisiphi isilwane esimatasa kakhulu, ubhejane?
• Ngesinye isikhathi isikhulu savula isitolo samaswidi, elasibiza ngokuthi i-tortilla, ukuze sikhonze abantu
• Kwake kwathi imvu yafakwa ushevu ngomsebenzi wokugeza imbuzi
• UGoblin wavula isitolo sezinhlanzi esibizwa ngokuthi i-squid Labit
• Ngesinye isikhathi, ngashada nombhede weparsley
• Lapho uklebe seliphuze iwayini lalo, kwasala okheshe ababili
• Indoda ekhandwe ngamatshe, umoya wendlu, ithole eyodwa inonkosikazi wayo kuvulandi
  Uthe ulethwe yini lapha?
  Washo emamatheka wathi yehlisa umoya mina ngingowesikhali separashute neparashuti wavula wangiletha la.
  Lwathi ukhula, "Kulungile mfowethu, qhubeka uziqeqeshe kahle, ngoba izolo ngifice abantu ababili ebhavini, bangitshele ukuthi basuka e-navy."

Joke ufe uhleko

• Wake wakhathazeka futhi ngemva kwesikhashana
• Wake waya esitolo wathi, “Unawo ushizi namaqanda?” Wathi, “Cha.
• Kwake kwaba umphathi jikelele waminza
• Lapho uthisha we-chemistry yothando ehlwitha ulahlekelwe i-electron
• Ake uzibuke esibukweni, uzibone
• Kwake kwathi u-Assi Halani kanye nami Halith
• Kanye uzohlala phezu kwekhofi wahlaba
• Wake waqamba indodakazi yakhe ngokuthi uWiam futhi wahlala futhi
• Ngesinye isikhathi, igama lakhe kwakunguZina, waya emcimbini futhi wamlengisa odongeni
• Udokotela wamathambo wehla ngomgwaqo, izinja zamqukula
• Abafana ababili badlala i-chess, omunye udle ihhashi omunye uzofaka ushevu ezilwaneni
• Kudala, umKristu othobekile washiya umkhaya okuthiwa uThoudoos
• Ngesinye isikhathi indoda yezempi isinesithukuthezi ngesibhamu, yaletha uHamousia
• Lapho iyunithi ebizwa ngokuthi "Haya" ifika eMelika, yabizwa ngokuthi i-lets go
• Ngesinye isikhathi amabhuzu akhe anqunywa izintambo, kwathi ngemva kwesonto wawathola engaphelele
• Umuntu uma eya kumngani wakhe uyamtshela ukuthi uma uya eGhana uwedwa, i-Ivory Coast inawe, kungani kungenjalo?
• Wake wafa u-anyanisi ozisikayo ngenxa yokukhala
• Kwake kwathi umsiki wengqephu wathembisana umshado nomthungi wabajabulisa ngehembe eliyeza
• Kudala, uMakogi Talatu ephila, izelamani ezimbili.
  abanye
• Ngesinye isikhathi ikhofi lalikhala kumngane wakhe, futhi wamtshela ikhofi ngokukhala
• Yake yatshalwa yavuka iTalaat Umm Kulthum

Amahlaya ufa ngokuhleka kufushane

• Kungani amakhiwane engakhuli e-Argentina!! Ngoba ivela emazweni aseLatin
• Kudala igciwane lathi kubhaktheriya uyalizwa igciwane lathi kuye, "Cha, ngizwa igciwane."
• Wake wathanda futhi wavumela ukuvula ipulazi lapho efuye futhi egunda amadada hahaha
• Futhi iphoyisa labamba isela emgwaqweni, ngakho walifaka ebhokisini
• Ngesinye isikhathi, u-Yamama wayefuna ukuvakashela unina, futhi wamtshela, u-Yamama
• Ngesinye isikhathi wangena e-zoo wabona amakheji amabili, ihhashi elinezimpisi kanye nekheji emhlane wakhe
• Inhlanzi eyaphuka imoto yayoyilungisa phakathi kwehansi
• Kwake kwathi uthisha wezibalo washada nothisha wezibalo bashiya umfana we-isosceles
• Wake walugwinya ulimi, wabubula
• Ngesinye isikhathi, ephuza amabhulukwe ewayini, wabatshela ukuthi ngiyisiketi
• Wake waba uthisha wamakhemikhali ngemuva komndeni ogama lakhe linguSami carbon dioxide
• Ngesinye isikhathi, unjiniyela owayefuna ukuyeka umsebenzi wakhe wabatshela ukuthi ngine-oblong
• Wake wathanda umbazi, kodwa uMashnira huh

Amahlaya aseSaudi ahlekisayo

• Iyunithi ithe kumnikazi wayo:
  Ngikuphathele izindaba ezimbili futhi zombili zibuhlungu
  -Hewu Nkosi yami-
  Wathi kuye: Batshele ndawonye
  -iyunithi eyodwa-
  Wathi kuye: Umyeni wakho wasishada
• Isixhwanguxhwangu esashonelwa uyise, ngakho sahamba sayobhala incwadi yezidumbu ephephandabeni, sabatshela: “Ngifuna ukunibhalela okuthile.”
  Bathi kuye: Unendawo yamagama ayi-5
  Wabhala: URizk uzilela uyise
  Bathi kuye: Usenamagama amabili
  Wathi kubo: Bhalani “futhi uzolungisa imisakazo.”
• Uma umndeni wami ubona ukuthi nginemali, iqala inqubo yokusika izinto
  I-Alimony, usizo lwezezimali nokuphila, ukuvinjelwa kwezomnotho, uLynn waphelelwa yimali, futhi isimo esijwayelekile siyabuya.
• Ungadla inkukhu zonke izinsuku??
  Ubhorekile kahle! Angazi ukuthi ngizokuletha kanjani ulwazi kuwe?Kodwa ngikholwe, uyakukhaphela
• Omunye okuthiwa uNader washada
  Igama layo liyivelakancane
  Gabo Weld Ukuphakama kwakhe kusengozini
• Indoda ?efana nesiphepho? Uma uke wambamba ngendluzula uzombulala, uma umbambe kahle uzondiza ahambe.Iseluleko sami kuwe sithi phika unina.
• kubantu
  Uma uqeda
  Ibhethri yesilawuli kude
  Inkinobho icindezelwe kanzima
  Uyabona, akuyona i-shampoo
• Ungashadi intombazane engakwazi ukupheka, noma uyithanda, ngoba uthando alwenzi isidlo sasekuseni uNizar Jawani?
• Omunye wabuza u-Amu Mama ukuthi kungani uBaba enempandla? Uthe: Impandla iwuphawu lobuhlakani.
  Indodana yacabanga isikhashana futhi yambuza: Kungani unezinwele ezinde?
• Ubuso bakhe bumnyama nezindebe zakhe zimnyama, uthi: "Ngizothatha owesifazane waseSiriya." Awazi ukuthi obuthakathaka wayithola empini noma ebusweni bakho.
• Futhi tshela omfushane..!
  NgoNkulunkulu, angazi ukuthi ngithini. Yonke imishwana mide kunawe
• ⚕️‍⚕️: Nokho, bengibukeka nginegethivu
  ?? : Futhi awuziphenduleli
  Ubugovu, induna, ukunganaki futhi yini
  Uzicabangela wena wedwa??‍⚕️: Nkosikazi, ngingudokotela futhi ngiyakutshela
  emiphumeleni yokuhlaziya
• Kukhona othi ngifuna ukuthenga irayisi le-basmati
  Futhi lapho ngibona inani
  Ngamamatheka zehla izinyembezi
• Wake waxabana yini nomndeni wakho usemncane futhi wabalekela endaweni ekude?
  Futhi wahlala ekhala futhi efunga ukuthuthela endaweni ekude?
  ^ Nami ngikwenzile” ̮
  ^ Futhi ngabuyela obizweni lokuya emthandazweni eMorocco
  Futhi bangishaya futhi, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
• Umama uphuza indodakazi kamakhelwane usuku lonke??
  ?? : Ingabe uyangazi?
  ?? : Uh siyazi
  ?? : Wazini, Taybi?
  ?? : Sihambisa u-anyanisi kumama bese yena eqedela okunye

Amahlaya aseGibhithe ahlekisayo

• Indoda ethile yeza kumshiseli yathi: "Ndodana yami, ngifuna iziqephu ezimbili zenyama."
  Tshela umshiseli, ngicela uphumule, mnumzane.
  Mfana, beka amakhilogremu amabili enyama wenze inkomishi yetiye.
  Ungangijovi.
  Athathe ukhiye walemoto uprofessor afike afuna
  Tshela uProfessor: Oh ndodana yami, kungani ungikhathalela kanjena?
  Khuluma: Usukhohliwe mina... Bengingumfundi oyivila nawe, wake wangitshela ukuthi akuvumelekile ukungena ekilasini uma ungamphenduli umgadi wakho.
  Ngabaleka eskoleni ngaba wuwelder ngafunda ngavula isitolo manje ngyabonga Nkulunkulu nginezitolo eziwu3 nepulazi lezimvu.
  Tshela uProfessor, ngoNkulunkulu, ngikukhumbulile.. Ngifisa sengathi ngabe ngabaleka nawe ngalelo langa
• Ngesinye isikhathi, umlutha we-Facebook wahlaselwa izigebengu, ezathi uthukuthele
• Kwake kwathi umgundi waletha ikhabe, walithola liningi, wathi nawe ushefa ngaphandle
• Ngesinye isikhathi watshela unina, “Ngenzela isemishi likashizi.” Wathi, “Kungani ungikhumbula njengesithuthuthu?” Noma ngokoqobo Jay ekhabetheni kubo!
• Wake watshela enye yamadoda ukuthi ungowaphi, bathi ngingowalapha ngizohamba
• UmShayina wake washada nowesifazane ongumShayina, ngemuva kwesethi yezibuko, ha-ha-ha-ha
• Isiphukuphuku sizoqoma omunye ubaba waso, wathi ngeke kwasiza ukuqonywa ngoba usafunda.
• Wake washiya imoto yakhe isiyingi wabuya wathola ukuthi ingunxantathu
• Wake wazumeka, iwashi labe selimfaka ubuthongo ukuze angamuzwa
• Wake washefa inkalankala, wamluma
• Kanye ngomzuzu, walwa ngomzuzu, futhi wathi kuye, "Asakhe owesibili."
• I-TV ethi kumabonakude wayo, Hati Inch
• Ngesinye isikhathi idemoni lashada nedemoni lesifazane, lashiya indodana egama layo lingu-Abu Al-Maasi...
• Kudala, bathi, i-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles yayifika ngo-XNUMX, kodwa uMichelangelo.
• USaeedi wathi endodakazini yakhe, "Ungawugibeli ujingi, gqoka kangcono, futhi ngizokubulala."
  Wamyeka uyise walala, wagibela ujiko wathi kuye: “Aba, baba, ngigibele ujiko.” Wathi kuye: “Nezingubo zakho yilezo, nondindi? Wathi kuye: "O, baba wami, Mani Jalth."

Amahlaya amafushane aseGibhithe

• Omunye wathi umama wakhe ngithandazele
  Wathi kuye: Kwangathi uNkulunkulu, ndodana yami, angakubusisa, akuphe indlu ephephile, udle ngaphandle kwemali, nabantu abakugadile.
  Wangena ejele.
• Kwake kwathi ummeli walungisa icala waphinde walihlalisa phansi, haha
• Wake waba nelukuluku futhi owesibili mfishane kunami hahaha
• Yake yaxosha insimbi wame uJohn
• Kwake kwahamba ulamula emgwaqeni washaya umuntu wathi angimpintshe ngiyaxolisa haha.
• Kwake kwafika ipeni esibhedlela wafonela abakubo wabatshela ukuthi ngiyipeni lokuphila nokufa bamtshela serious ungabhali.
• Kanye ngaphandle kwakhe, isici sathatha isici esilandelayo
• Ngesinye isikhathi, intombazane okuthiwa uNada yayihlala esihlalweni
• Lake lathimula ikhofi lami..
  Kusho uHasha
• Omunye ungqongqoza ngemuva komfana ogama lakhe linguShaarawi
• EyaseShayina yaphuka
• OwaseSudan wawa
• Umnikazi wesitolo sezinto zokwakha kanye nopende, uyise washona, waphuma wambona ekhala ethi, “Booya, boya.”
• Ngake ngabizwa lapha, ngahamba isikhashana, ngahlala lapho
• Kuthe uma umsakazi sekuyikhefu, wabuya esethweswe icala

Amahlaya abantu abashadile

• Umuntu ushadile futhi uhlezi ekhaya ubheka kakhulu isivumelwano somshado.
  Umkakhe wathi kuye: “Kungani ubheka isivumelwano somshado, sithandwa sami?”
  Uthe, “Ngifuna usuku lokuphelelwa yisikhathi kwenkontileka.”
• Indoda nomfazi bayiziphukuphuku, futhi okokuqala bathenga isibuko, futhi lapho umyeni eyobona isibuko, wazibona kuso, wabiza umkakhe wathi, "Kukhona isela ekhaya lethu." wasukuma unkosikazi wazibona ethi isela lifike nomkakhe.
• Ngesinye isikhathi uthi kwesibili: “Umyeni wami ungikhohlwa kakhulu.” Ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho ethi kimi, “Uphi ukhiye wemoto, uphi ukhiye wendlu?” Ngokwesibili wathi kuye: “Hhawu, umyeni wami uthi. kimi:Ngake ngakubona kuphi ngaphambili?"
• Umfazi ohlezi ephatheke kabi ngendoda yakhe ubusuku nemini bavumelana ngokuthi bazolwenza usuku losizi nolwenjabulo ngakho umkakhe wayezilungisela adanse acule...ebholeni losizi. kusasa..
• Umyeni oyisixhwanguxhwangu onomdlavuza osembhedeni wokufa uthi endodaneni yakhe: “Uma ngifa ungabatsheli ukuthi ubaba wabulawa umdlavuza, batshele ukuthi ngabulawa ingculaza ukuze umuntu ashade nomama wakho.
• Emnyangweni wokubeletha, owesifazane wabeletha izingane ezinhlanu ngesikhathi esisodwa, futhi lapho umyeni wakhe efika ezobuza, umhlengikazi wathi kuye, “Ngibelethe amadodakazi amabili nabantwana abathathu.” Umyeni waphendula, “Nginephutha, ngoba ngashada nendodakazi yesitolo.
• Kwake kwathi indoda eshadile eyisilima yathi kumkakhe: Sizokwenza umbuthano nsuku zonke, futhi ngizokunika ipondo futhi ngikuqabule.Wafika ekupheleni kwenyanga wamthola ephethe opondo abangamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye, wathi kuye. , “Kunjani lokhu, ntombazane?” Wathi kuye: “Thula… Akukhona ukuthi u-Abu Muhammad, umakhelwane wethu, ungene ngezabelo ezimbili.”
• Umfana ubuza ubaba wakhe...
  Uthando aluboni???
  Kuphendula uyise.
  Wathi: Buka unyoko nawe uyazi!!
• Endodeni ejabulile eganwe umfazi ongajabulile, ilethe indodana, uPhezukonke.

Amahlaya ngamantombazane

• Kwakukhona isiphukuphuku sowesifazane owayenesizungu owayehamba emgwaqeni ephethe ibhodlela lamafutha, wabona ikhasi likabhanana lilele phansi, wacabanga futhi wathi enhliziyweni yami: Uma ngihamba ngiphethe amafutha esandleni sami, mina namafutha ngizowa... .
  Wabe esebeka ibhodlela lamafutha phansi waqala washibilika phezu kwekhasi likabhanana, wabuya wathatha amafutha wahamba.
• Intombazane yalahlekelwa isikhwama sayo, yaya emaphoyiseni, bamtshela, "Ungakhathazeki, hamba ekhaya, futhi isikhwama sizosithatha ngaphansi komhlaba." Wathi esahamba wabona abasebenzi bakamasipala bemba phansi. .
  Kwakuhlezi izalukazi eziyisithupha embhedeni, ngani? Ukuthi akahlale phansi ntombazane.
• Kunoweta owafonela iMBC wathi ingoma nginikela ngayo kumkhwenyana wami mhla kushona unina.
  Uweta owayeshiywe yisikhathi umyeni wakhe wathi kunina: “Ngiyesaba ukuthi angase ashade nami.” Wamphendula wathi: “Emva kokubi ngithemba okuhle;
• Kwakukhona owesifazane owayekhuleka, kwangena kuye ababili, owokuqala wathi kowesibili: “Bheka intombazane ekhuleka ngokuzithoba, yasabela kanjani kubo, nami ngiyazila.
  Intombazane eyisiphukuphuku ebizwa nge-Egypt Airlines, ithe indiza esuka e-Egypt iya eChina ithatha isikhathi esingakanani? Bamtshela isikhashana... Wathi ngiyabonga
• Kungani owesifazane waseSamra wakhulelwa izinyanga eziyishumi, abayisishiyagalolunye kubo babekhulelwe futhi omunye wabosiwe
  Ikuphi ukufana phakathi kwentombazane nezinzipho ezimbili?

Amahlaya izintuthwane zifa uhleko

• Iqembu lezintuthwane nelendlovu badlala umdlalo, kwawina iqembu lezintuthwane.
• Kudala intuthwane yashada nendlovu, yafa, ngakho intuthwane yachitha ukuphila kwayo iyimbela ithuna.
• Kunedlozi elaphephuka entabeni, why??? Ingabe ufuna ukwenza i-movie yamaNdiya
• Intuthwane egijima ngemuva kwe-ambulensi, ngani? Ufuna ukunikela ngegazi
• Indlovu yaganwa intuthwane, yatholani??? UNdlovu ehamba odongeni
• Kwangena indlovu nedlozi kuDJ, emva kwemizuzwana yaphuma intuthwane yacasuka. Ngoba ingoma ithi Feeling...
• Kunentuthwane efile olwandle Kungani: isisulu se-Titanic
• Ngayinikelani insika yokukhanya, yalelani?...Ngoba yazalelwa emigwaqweni.
• Kukhona intuthwane olwandle isandla sayo sokhohlo siphakanyiswe... Why??? Iwashi lakhe alinawo amanzi