Amahlaya amasha amahle kakhulu afa ngokuhleka

Amahlaya amahle kakhulu

• Indoda encishanayo ithi emndenini wayo: Noma ubani ophumelelayo, mbonise inqola ka-ayisikhilimu.
• Owesifazane oncishanayo wathi endodaneni yakhe, Muhammad, hamba uyothenga izinkwa ezintathu, esinye ngesami, esinye ngesikayihlo, nesinye sakho. Ngemva kokuba umfana eseyothenga isinkwa, unina waphuma kuvulandi wathi: O. Muhammad, isinkwa sesithathu sabuya, uyihlo wafa.
• Kwake kwaba nensizwa eyayinendawo entsha yokuhlala endaweni edumile, zonke izinsuku yayiwela umgwaqo futhi imemeze: Uma kukhona indoda emgwaqeni, izoza kimi.
  Bonke abantu bayesaba futhi bayagijima.
  Saqhubeka isimo sinjena kwaze kwahlangana abantu bakulesi sifunda baqasha umuntu owabuyela ejele ukuze ashaye isiqhwaga asikhulule ebugqileni bakhe.
  UJim umbone ngamandla wabulawa ukwesaba
• Amehlo akhe acwebile, izimbobo ezimbili zomnyango.

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• Ikhehla lathi kwelinye ikhehla, “Kungani sibadala?” Yaphendula enye indoda yathi, “Malume, usemncane.” Lathi ikhehla, “Nginike ingxenye yesihlanu kapondo usho lokho phambi kwengane yami. umfazi.” Enye indoda yathi, “Nginike opondo abayishumi futhi ngizokutholela umndeni.”
• Kwake kwamnandi, washada nentombi emnandi, bamshiya umfana obambekile.
• Omunye wathola isibani somlingo.
  Idlozi laphumela kuye lathi, "Ngizokufeza konke okufisayo."
  Idemoni lacabanga isikhashana lathi, "Cha, cha, isifundo esinzima kakhulu. Kumele ngibheke into elula kancane."
  Indoda yakhipha isithombe somkayo ephaketheni layo yathi edlozini, “Sengihlale nalesi silo iminyaka engamashumi amabili, lungisani ukubukeka kwayo ukuze umuntu aqhubeke nayo.
  I-Goblin yasibhekisisa isithombe yacabanga isikhashana yathi, "Usho okuthile ngezimpi nezingxabano."
• Okunye okubonakala kuncane, waletha indwangu waya kumthungi wathi ufuna ihembe elibanzi, namasongo abanzi nokhololo olubanzi …….
  Ngiyakutshela ukuthi uzongidinisa nawe... Letha indwangu.
• USaeedi wezwa ngomakhalekhukhwini wathi kuyise, ngifuna ungithengele umakhalekhukhwini baba.
  Ngikuthenga ngemibandela eyodwa.
  Ugibela osisi bakho nawe.
  Kungani u-Al-Saidi, lapho elele, ebeka ama-alamu amabili eduze kwakhe.
  Ngoba uma iwashi lishaya elinye, liyaphenduka.
• Kunomuntu owayefuna ukuzibulala, waziphonsa phambi kwemoto, umnikazi wemoto wamthethisa.

amahlaya Uyathimula ngokuhleka, bheka manje

• Abathathu bagwetshwa intambo nomunye wabo, uSaeedi, bathi kowokuqala: “Ngifuna isaha likagesi noma elilengiswayo.” Wathi: “Isaha likagesi.” Isaha likagesi nalo alizange lisebenze, bathi: babe nenhlanhla bamdedela bamlethe u-Al-Saidi bathi: Isaha likagesi noma elilengayo Wathi: Walengiswa.
• Kunesilima esasifuna ukujabulisa umyeni waso ngobusuku bomshado sathi kuye: Ngikhulelwe.
• Isalukazi sasibhukuda echibini lokubhukuda, kwaba nombani esibhakabhakeni, sathi: Akukho mandla namandla ngaphandle kukaNkulunkulu! Ukuphepha kukaMafeesh kwabantu abasha kwaqala ukuveza.

Amahlaya amahle kakhulu abhuqayo mayelana nama-misers, junkies nabanye

• Indoda encishanayo ime kuvulandi... Indodana yakhe yaqhamuka kude yathi kuyo, "Baba, Baba, Baba"... Wathi kuyo: O ndodana yenja, ubaba oyedwa wanele.
• Incazelo ye-Bedouin panic iwukufuna usizo kumuntu ukuze ashaye omunye umuntu ngaphandle kokwazi isizathu.
• Igundane labona ibhubesi elifile lalidonsa ngomsila laliyisa ehlathini, babona izilwane, balishayela ihlombe, balikhahlela ibhubesi, lathi, “Nginesihawu.
• UMahshash wabuza umuntu waseKuwaiti, wathi, “Uneminyaka emingaki?” I-Kuwaiti yathi, “Eziyisishiyagalombili, yidla isidlo sakusihlwa.” I-Kuwaiti yabuza u-Al Mahshash, “Wena, uneminyaka emingaki?”
• UHoti wabuza uProfessor uma usukhulile ukuthi uyini? Okuningi amahlaya Ohlekisayo waseGibhithe, uzofa ngokuhleka
• Umuntu waseSaudi udlala ngothando nomSiriya, wathi kuye: Mfowethu, ungishiye? Phendula kukho, anginalutho ngaphandle kokuyisisekelo, futhi ngikuxazulula kanjani?
• Imbongolo ehlezi ebuka ukugibela amahhashi yathi, "Awu, ukube ngiqede isikole samabanga aphezulu."
• Lungisa ehlane kwafika umuntu odakiwe wathi unawo utamatisi wathi uyangibona ekhemisi?
• Osomkhathi bafika kuMars, futhi bheka, iNdiya lalingqongqoza engilazini lithi: Geza irokhethi lomngane.
• Omunye ufunda ikhasi lemingcwabo ephephandabeni abese ehleka! Kungani ungalitholi igama kubo?
• Ubhuti odakiwe wabuza ukuthi kungani unempandla? Wathi kusukela ngesikhathi ethi akusekho ukundiza naye!
• Umuntu uhamba ngemuva kwesizungu, wathi kumnandi, wayibona ihamba, ngathi cha.
  Ubumnandi nezimbongolo
• EMahshash, wavula isiqandisi, wabona iqhwa liqhaqhazela, wathi, "Ningesabi ukuphuza amanzi."
• Kungani umfundi aqede ukuhlolwa kuqala? Ngoba uyise wamtshela ukuthi ubaba wakho waphuma kuqala
• Ubaba: Uthathe ukuphindaphinda ku-akhawunti?
  Indodana: Yebo, baba, naku-geography
• Kwangena umhloli ekilasini, uthisha wayefuna ukulala, ngakho lapho ebona umhloli, wathi kubafundi: U-Omar wayelala kanje. amahlaya ahlekisayo Kakhulu, kakhulu, impela, yibuke manje endaweni yaseGibhithe
• Uthisha: Silanda kuphi itiye... Umfundi: Kwamakhelwane
• Uthisha: Ubani owanqoba iSicily? Umfundi, edidekile: NgoNkulunkulu, ngiyini?
• Uthisha ubuza umfundi ukuthi kungani inhliziyo ishaya? Umfundi: Ngoba isisu siyadansa
• Eyisiwula, indodana yakhe yathi kuye: Ifuna ukungitholela umfundisi wangasese! Wathi ubaba: Uma uphumelela
• Ubaba wabuza indodana yakhe eyafeyila iminyaka emibili ilandelana: Kungani wehluleka? Athi umfana: Ngoba uthisha uqhamuke nemibuzo efana neyangonyaka odlule
• UMahshash emncintiswaneni weMillionaire wabiza umngane wakhe wathi kuye, “Sawubona Abu Muhammad, sinemizuzwana engu-30. Ucabangani? Susa izimpendulo ezimbili noma usebenzise izethameli.”
• Ikati libamba ikati mhlazane ishayiswa imoto yathi makuhlonishwe udumo.
• Umaskandi bamtshela ukuthi uzofa ubaba wakho? Wathi cha uzothuka afe ngoba uzothatha abazali bakhe abadle ifa.
• UKhawaf, isithandwa sakhe, wathi kuye: Ngifisa sengathi ngingafela ezingalweni zakho.
• Edakiwe wawela emgodini, njalo uma ephuma wawa, njalo uma ezama ukuphuma wavele wawa, wathi: NgoNkulunkulu, uma ngingaphumi kulokhu, ngizoya ekhaya.
• Omunye umlutha ophendukile waphonsa zonke izidakamizwa echibini.
  Kwaphuma inhlanzi echibini ithi yimi.
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• Isilima siya enyuvesi ngamatshe Kungani? Ngifuna ukususa ithemu!
• Ummeli uvule icala lamchitha!
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