Amahlaya amahle kakhulu
- Umuntu uthenge umshini wokuwasha ubhontshisi ozishintshayo unkosikazi wakhe wamema omakhelwane ukuthi bazowubona ukuze bacasuke wafaka u 20 kilos wewasha emshinini wokuwasha, kanti umshini wokuwasha ompofu uthatha 7 kilos kuphela ngawuvula nomakhelwane. wambusisa wabamema ukuthi benze inkomishi yetiye, wagijima waya kuye, wathi kuye, ngifunga, uwena owasakaza izingubo, yimina osakaza.
- U-Asiri umosha umkakhe, uthe unesisindo esingakanani? .
Wathi amashumi amane.
Wathi, oh Nkosi yami, usayizi ofanayo namaslipper ami. - Ngesinye isikhathi, owesifazane okhungathekile washada nowesifazane okhungathekile ... Bashiya izingane ezihlanya ... Ubaba wakhungatheka wazenza wafa.
Astbllo izingane futhi simngcwabe. - Owesifazane waseGibhithe uhamba eMelika, futhi omunye umfanekiso wakhe. Bathi kuye: ((qoqa ngokwakho azarwise I will collect za street on you, your mother's soul))
- Uthisha wesiNgisi uthi kumfundi: Uma ufuna ukutshela othile, woza lapha ngesiNgisi, ungathini? Athi amasimu akhe: zingaki izinwele, bathi, uma nifuna ukumtshela ukuthi abuye, nizothini? Bathi: Inkulungwane ngakolunye uhlangothi, bathi: Zingaki izinwele na?
- Isalukazi, isalukazi esiqondayo, indodana yaso ifike late, yathi iyeza late, kanti iphunga lakho limanzi?
- Kwake kwathi iqeqebana lamakhempi lalihlezi etendeni elinezicabha ezimbili lizigxisha lifuna umentshisi lathumela oyedwa (impela umjikijeli) ukuthi abalethele umentshisi, waphuma ngomnyango wangena kubo ngowesibili. umnyango, futhi wababuza: Ngingathola umentshisi kanye nani.
Bathi: "Wozani nihlale phansi, sisadayisa" omunye uzophendula uma efika.
Ufuna ukufa uhleko? Bona ezingaphezu kuka-1000 amahlaya ahlekisayo
- Kwagijima idube nembongolo evamile, kuthe kusaqala umjaho kwagijima idube nembongolo evamile ayizange inyakaze, bambuza ukuthi kungani engabatsheli ukuthi ngoNkulunkulu angisuki endaweni yami. ngaphandle kokuthi ungilethele isudi yokuqeqesha
- Uthisha wake wabuza abafundi ukuthi yini okumele uyenze uma uya...? Omunye wabo wathi, “Ngiyobuka i-TV bese ngiya ku-Ahmad othenga i-hashish… Owesibili wathi, ngiyodlala ibhola, futhi ngiya ku-Ahmed othenga i-hashish… Owesithathu wathi, ngiyokhuleka futhi ngisho IKur'an nokufunda… Uthisha wajabula kakhulu wamgona futhi wambuza ukuthi ungubani igama lakho? Wathi, Ngingu-Ahmed, umdayisi we-hashish
- Owesifazane uzothenga i-baghghan yendoda. Wathi kuye, "Lena i-baghghan eqinile." Waphakamisa imilenze yakhe yangakwesokudla, esho iculo likaTamer Hosni, futhi waphakamisa imilenze yakhe yesobunxele ukuze acule u-Amr Diab.
- Kunesilima esasifuna ukujabulisa umyeni waso ngobusuku bomshado sathi kuye: Ngikhulelwe.
- Ngesinye isikhathi isitolo sekhofi sathenga imoto futhi sahlala ngaphandle.
- Indoda encishanayo ime kuvulandi... Indodana yakhe yaqhamuka kude yathi kuyo, "Baba, Baba, Baba"... Wathi kuyo: O ndodana yenja, ubaba oyedwa wanele.
- Kokunye uhamba econsa amanzi….
kuye? Igama lakhe nguHanafi. - Umuntu wayezoshela indodakazi yakhe ubaba wakhe wathi intombazane iyafunda wathi abuye emva kwesikhashana wahlangana nayo ngobuqotho.
- Lapho uthisha wezibalo elahlekile, bambheka ukuze bathole amandla ngaphansi kwesikwele.
- Sithi isalukazi sakhala ucingo sathi (inombolo oyishayele ayilungile) sathi Ha kodwa ngiphe umama wakho.
- Iqoqo elengeziwe lamahlaya ahlekisayo kuzo zonke izilimi zesi-Arabhu.
amahlaya Uyathimula ngokuhleka, bheka manje
- Omunye wenza ikhadi lomndeni, ngabe sengidayisa emaphoyiseni, wawatshela ukuthi ngiyanihleka, angishadile.
- Kungani kukhona owesifazane oneminyaka emihlanu ubudala? Isihlukanisi se-odometer.
- Ukhona oshaya izingane zakhe? ngaye.
Qahm opharetha abalandeli ezintathu bona Atnyen. - USaidi waya eHajj futhi wahlala ekamu labesifazane, kungani? ngoba uzohambela unina.
- Wake waya eMelika, kwathi lapho abangani bakhe sebebuyile, bambuza: “Yini ekudonseleni amehlo lapho?” Wathi: “Ngibone isimangaliso eMelika. Cabanga ngomndeni oneminyaka emithathu ukhuluma isiNgisi.
- Omunye uthi kumngane wakhe: Uyambona owesifazane omi lapho? Ushaya umyeni wakhe nsuku zonke ngamabhuzu.. Wathi kuye: Waze kanjani? Impendulo: Imvelaphi yomkami
- Omunye womasipala bethu umile futhi ukhumula izingubo zakhe eTahrir Square.
Kwathi uma abantu bembuza ukuthi nenzani, wabatshela imvelaphi yekhamera, wangitshela ukuthi ukuze ngiye eShubra, kufanele ngishintshe eTahrir. - Kwake kwashona udokotela, unina washona, wathi: Ukuhlaziya kwami, mama.
- Kwake kwathi igundane labona isidumbu sebhubesi lahlala kuso lihudula laze lafika ehlathini, okubalulekile ukuthi zonke izilwane zajabula zathi, “Phila igundane.” Igundane lakhahlela ibhubesi ngomlenze, ethi, “Lapho ngithukuthela, anginasihawu.”
- UWade uyavilapha ukusebenza eworkshop, uthisha yena uthi akeze nescrewdriver, amtshele okunye okuncane.
kusenesikhathi.
Akusona isikhathi sakhe.
Ngolunye usuku, ilambu lokusebenzela lacima uthisha wathi kuye, “Lena into elula kakhulu futhi walinda umzuzu, imizuzu emibili, ikota ihora akukho lutho olufakiwe. Isibani sathi kuye: “Mfundisi, nguwe ongasikhanyisi.” - Kwake kwafika opopopo abathathu entabeni: omunye wayeyimpumputhe, omunye eyisithulu, omunye enempandla, impumputhe yathi: “Ngibona intuthwane phezu kwentaba.” Isithulu sathi, “Ngiyezwa ibhere lalo. Impumputhe yathi, “Izinwele zami zanqamuka ngenxa yokuqamba amanga.” Okuningi amahlaya Ohlekisayo waseGibhithe, uzofa ngokuhleka
Amahlaya amnandi ongawezwa nezindaba ezihlekisayo
- Ngesinye isikhathi abantu ababili babonana, owokuqala wathi kowesibili, “Ucabanga ukuthi uMama usilethele ibhodwe elingamahektha ayi-10?”
- Abantu ababili abayiziphukuphuku bake baba namahhashi amabili.
Babefuna ukubafundisa ukuze bangacasuki phakathi kwabo.
Eyokuqala yanquma ihhashi layo, yathi kweyesibili, neyesibili yathi kuye: “UNkulunkulu makachithe indlu yakho, ngithanda ukuba ukwenze lokho.”
Eyokuqala yaphuma ehlweni lehhashi layo, yathi kweyesibili, neyesibili yathi kuye: “UNkulunkulu makachithe indlu yakho;
Owokuqala uthe uzongiphahlaza engqondweni yami.
Uthathe ihhashi elimnyama mina ngathatha ihhashi elimhlophe. - Kuhlezi amajunki amabili, omunye eqhabula upoponi, wathi kowesibili, uyazi ukuthi obehlezi naye izolo?
- Umuntu omubi washayiswa umArab wafa, umphefumulo wakhe washayiswa yindiza.
- Kwangena amasela amabili endlini, elinye langena kuvulandi, kwangena umnikazi wendlu, amtshela ukuthi ufunani lapha? .
Wathi ngangilwa namaJuda ngezindiza futhi ngiwacekela phansi, kwaze kwaba yilapho indiza yami iphuka futhi ngangena ngepharashu kuvulandi wakhe. .
Wathi yebo ngyakthanda, akuyena owesibili ohlezi ebhavini ezibiza ngeselesele lomuntu! - Ngelinye ilanga upopopo oqinile uthi kumngane wakhe ngihamba ehlane, kwafika ibhubesi phezu kwami, ngagxumela olwandle. ” Wathi, “Cha, ngithe, ngithole iSphinx ilenga entanyeni yakhe.” Umngane wakhe wathi kuye, “Ubani olethe iSphinx ogwadule?” Ngihamba ogwadule, ibhubesi langidla.
Ngaphumula. - Kwake kwaba nama-megalith amabili, omunye uthi omunye uthi abaseGibhithe lasendulo bakha umbhoshongo ngayiphi indlela.
Wathi iminyaka engu-50, wathi, ngani? Uthe imvelaphi yakho konke ukuthi bahlohle amatshe amabili, uhulumeni uyabacindezela - Omunye wathi kudokotela, “Ngifuna ukwelashwa nawe.” Wathi, “Kuhle, ndodana yami.” Wathi, “Wonke umuntu okhuluma nanoma ubani nganoma iyiphi indaba uyakhohlwa engikushilo.” Wathi, “Lokhu. kunjalo.
- Iphela egunjini labagula kakhulu libuza iphela eduze kwalo. Lithi, "Persul."
Athi hhayi ama-slippers. - Umsakazo: Nomdlali ugijima nekama lomlenze wakhe, wena uzofika nesikele.Umfana waseBarber: Kunjalo thisha, badlala ngemishini. amahlaya ahlekisayo Kakhulu, kakhulu, impela, yibuke manje endaweni yaseGibhithe
- Ingxenye yesibili ye Amahlaya aseGibhithe ahlekisayo Futhi abanye bayofika.
- Isiphukuphuku safaka isandla ebhakedeni elivutha umlilo, wezwa sengathi umunwe wakhe awukho.
Ngakho wafaka ikhanda lakhe ebhakedeni ukuze alivule. - Udokotela wamazinyo wayehambisana nabakhubazekile futhi wasuswa kuso.
- Abantu ababili base bekhathele ukuxhashazwa, bahamba baya eNdiya, bathi behla nje endizeni bathola amaNdiya ekhotheme ewabingelela, omunye wabuza omunye, "Kungani basihlonipha kangaka?" Wamtshela ukuthi imvelaphi yabo lapha ukuthi bakhonza izinkomo.
- Omunye wabanikazi besitolo sami, sengathi uNkulunkulu angamvulela futhi avule isitolo samahlaya.
Nsuku zonke esitolo wayememeza: Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - Isiphukuphuku safaka isandla ebhakedeni elivutha umlilo, wezwa sengathi umunwe wakhe awukho.
Ngakho wafaka ikhanda lakhe ebhakedeni ukuze alivule. - Omunye wabasebenza ngamapayipi waya kudokotela (eveza): Udokotela, umkakhe, wayephukile i-pelvis, akuyona eyakhe, akubalulekile ukuthi umpompi uvuliwe.
- Umuntu abuze umgundi ukuthi yiliphi ikhanda elingakagundwa?Wathi nguNcibijane.
- Kwake kwathi isela leba inkukhu yalo liyoyidla osebeni lomfula iNayile, isosha lambona lamtshela ukuthi yini onayo, sela lamatshwele, nezimpaphe ziseduze kwakho. Ngabe...Isela lathi kuye: Cha, Shawish, lihambe liyogeza lathi kimi, "Uqaphele izingubo zami."
- Kwake kwathi abafundi ababili baseFaculty of Engineering bafuna ukuba onjiniyela, omunye waya eMohandessin omunye waya eNasr City.
- Babehlezi bezingela izinkumbi, kwaqhamuka indiza enophephela emhlane.
Kusho omunye wabo kufike umama wabo.
abakhethiweyo, abakhethiweyo, abakhethiweyo - Unkosikazi kumyeni wakhe: Ngifisa sengathi ngabe nginephephandaba ukuze ngibe nawe nsuku zonke.Myeni: Ngifisa sengathi ube nomphumela engiwushintshayo minyaka yonke.
Ihlaya elimnandi kakhulu
- Kwake kwathi iphoyisa lashada nesikole lashiya isikhali somfundi. qhwa Uyancokola uSaida Ufa uhleka
- Othile wayefuna ukufika ezweni lakubo ngokushesha, wagibela isitimela wahlala egijima kuso.
- Kuthe uma umasipala wethu wehlela esiteshini sezihlabathi, umlenze wakhe wathungiwa.
UYAQHUBEKAEminyakeni engu-3 edlule
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, funny kakhulu