U-Saida wenza amahlaya engqungqutheleni yokuhleka yango-2024, namahlaya ase-Egypt ahlekisayo

Uyancokola uSaida

• USaeedi osebenza eSaudi Arabia uthumelele unina ikhilo likashokholethi, wabe esemfonela wamtshela ukuthi insipho ayidayisile ingcolise izingubo zakhe.
• USaidi wayethanda ukufa inhlanzi ayiminza emanzini.
• Babuza uSaidi ukuthi ungenzenjani uma kufuthwa isifumbathiso sekhemikhali? Wathi ngizozilalisa.
• Indoda yaseSaeedi yathola umcebo eyawugqiba eduze kwesihlahla sesundu yabhala kuwo, “Akukho mcebo lapha.”
  U-Hamdan wawela eceleni kwesihlahla sesundu wahleka kabi futhi wathi, "Impela kukhona umcebo lapha."
  Wawumba wawukhipha... Wabe esesusa isibhengezo wabhala: “U-Hamdan wenwaya umcebo.”
• USaeedi Zaki nomkakhe bacela ikhofi endaweni yokudlela, wayesethi, “Phuza ngokushesha.” Wathi, “Kungani?” … Wathi: Ngenxa yokuthi awunalwazi futhi awukwazi ukufunda, ithi ikhofi elishisayo ngamakhilogremu angu-5 kanye nekhofi elibandayo ngamakhilogremu angu-10.

Ufuna ukufa uhleko? Bona ezingaphezu kuka-1000 amahlaya ahlekisayo

• USeedi waya kwaMcDonald's wabatshela, "Ninabo izindandatho zika-anyanisi?" Bathi yebo.. 
  U-Adoni wabatshela isiqephu sokugcina.
• Eh Elly Bacon ubhalwe ngaphakathi amabhuzu Upper Egypts? Iphepha lifundeka kanje: Faka iminwe kuqala.
• Omunye uSaeedi uthi kwelinye: Iso lami langakwesokudla, ngiqinise baba, njalo uma ngilivula ngibona amachashazi amnyama.
  Wathi kuye: Kulungile, umbonile udokotela wamehlo? Wathi kuye: O bantwana baka Adam, ngithi kini ngabona amachashaza amnyama.
• U-Saidi wase-Sohag wezwa ephephandabeni ukuthi kunesiphepho e-Sohag.Wabhala emnyango wedolobha: Siyakwamukela e-Assiut.
• USaeedi, uthando lowesifazane, washada nodadewabo ukuze aqinisekise ukuthi uyambona zonke izinsuku.
• Kusho u-Saidi kumnikazi wakhe..
  Umqondo wami ubumatasatasa kusukela izolo, uHaridi.Athi, "Impela umuntu ulubambe ucingo."
• Ngesinye isikhathi, umSaeedi wayefuna ukuya eFrance futhi engasazi isiFulentshi, waya kumngane wakhe wathi kuye, “Ngifuna ukuya eFrance, ngingakhuluma kanjani isiFulentshi?” Umngane wakhe wakusho ngesiFulentshi, kulula kakhulu. Ngaso sonke isikhathi uma usho izwi, kufika isivakashi kuyo (futhi) u-Al-Saidi waya eFrance futhi wangena endaweni yokudlela watshela oweta, "Ngifuna ilayisi elilodwa nenyama eyodwa." Oweta bathi, "Bardo." U-Al-Saidi wathi kuye, "Cha."

Saida amahlaya abhuqayo nezimo ezihlekisayo

•  Indoda yaseSaeedi inemoto, efana nesilwane esiphilayo, phambi kwendlu engasahlali muntu….
  kuye??! Ngifuna ukuthi aqhubeke eyisipoki sama-Arab.
•  Indoda yaseSaeedi yakha indlu enezitezi ezintathu, izimeya zasebenza esitezi sesithathu, futhi ziyambuza ukuthi kungani ungazange wenze izimeya kusukela phansi? Wathi phonsa phansi imali yami.
• Iqembu lomasipala bethu lake laba nomhlangano ukuze lidingide ukubambezeleka kwabo ngokwesayensi.
  Kwase kusukuma oyedwa wathi: IMelika yaqhamuka nenyanga phambi kwethu sisahlezi.Omunye wasukuma wamphendula: Yilokho-ke, kufanele sikhiphe ilanga.
  Athi: “Sizohamba kanje.” Wathi: “Awu siphukuphuku, sizohamba ebusuku.

اUmsiki amahlaya Ohlekisayo waseGibhithe, uzofa ngokuhleka

• Komasipala bethu kwalahleka ukhiye wemoto yakhe, kwafika umakhenikha wayivula ngokuphazima kweso ngosuku lwesibili enza ikhophi yale flash.
• Umasipala wethu ufuna ukufundisa indodana yakhe isiNgisi, yafunda amabanga aphansi, yafunda amabanga aphezulu, yafunda eNyuvesi, yathi kuzomele ngimyise eNgilandi ngimshadele kowakhona ukuze akwazi ukukhuluma isingisi. . Bathi, “Kufanele siye kubani na?”
• USa'aidah kanye nabalimi baphithizela ebhokisini lamasosha Aphakathi Ezokuphepha.
• Omunye womasipala bethu uyaqwasha futhi akakwazi nokulala.
  Umngane wakhe wathi, “Nginendlela eqinisekile yokulala kwakho.” Bala usuke kweyodwa uye kwamakhulu amahlanu. 
  Omasipala bethu abazange baqambe amanga ngezindaba, ngobusuku bokuqala emhlabeni, walala waqala ukubala.
  Eyodwa..
  Okubili... kwathi lapho efika ekhulwini namashumi ayisishiyagalolunye nesishiyagalolunye... wazumeka... wageza ubuso wabuyela embhedeni ukuze aqedele ukubala.
• Indoda yaseSaeedi yaqala yazilahla phezu kombhoshongo, uSheikh wamhlangabeza wathi: “Uzilahleleni na? Wathi ubulima..
  Wathi, ngizokubuza imibuzo emibili futhi ngizokubona uyisiphukuphuku noma yini..
  Into ebizwa njengomzimba wakhe, wathini angazi! Wathi, "Ngisho iqanda ndodana. Awu, umbuzo wesibili into esiyibilisa amahora amaningi, futhi yini esiyithosa amahora?" Wakusho, kwaba maye kuye. 
  Wathi: "Ngiqonde iqanda, ndodana. Bheka, kunesidingo esinemilenze emine nomsila, futhi ucabanga ukuthi kuzoba yini?" Wathi: “Ngisho iqanda.” Wasukuma uSheikh walilahla phezu kombhoshongo. amahlaya Uyathimula ngokuhleka, bheka manje

Amahlaya kaSaida 2024

• Uthisha wesiNgisi watshela umfundi ukuthi abeke igama elithi inja emshweni ozwakalayo.Umfundi wakusho, nenja, umculo.
• Umama uthi angihambe ngiyobona ipasta eziko, ibomvu noma cha, ngamtshela ukuthi i-oven ibhakelwani, kusukela lapho ngidla ngaphandle.

amahlaya ahlekisayo Kakhulu, kakhulu, impela, yibuke manje endaweni yaseGibhithe

• Isilima sawela eladini..
  Waya kudokotela eyomnika umuthi wokugcoba wathi akawugcobe lapho alimala khona.
  Gcoba iladi. 
• Omunye wathi kuyise, “Baba, ngifuna ukuyoqedela izifundo zami phesheya.”
  Wathi yini inkinga! Tshela umama wakho ukuthi akuxubhe egcekeni, kodwa unakekele ukupholisa.
• Indoda encishanayo izovakashela unina esibhedlela, yathola umbhalo emnyango othi (Khokha).
•  Uma ingwe igijima ngemuva komArab, ngani? Ukumelana nengwe.
• Isilima, wathola umlayezo omnandi, wahlala wahleka, wabiza omthumileyo wathi, futhi uMprofethi wawuthumela futhi.
• Wavulela umkakhe isicabha semoto, wathi kuye: “Hawu, yeka ukuthi umuhle kanjani, futhi unothando.”
• Umuntu ophethe isikhwama sezinhlanzi, wathola umuntu omude owathi: Uma uqagela ukuthi yini kulesi sikhwama, ngizokunika inhlanzi kuso... Wathi: Ulwandle.. 
• Umakhenikha wathenga umbhede ayezolala kuwo.
• U-Saidi ungene ngephutha eMuseum of Modern Art.
  Wama emdwebeni wabuza omunye wabahleli: Iyiphi le fomu esabekayo, ingabe lobu buciko enibubiza ngesimanje? Umhleli waphendula: Isibuko lesi, Solwazi.
• USadi umile phambi kwesibuko futhi uvale amehlo….
  Umkakhe uyambuza: Wenzani? Athi: Ngizama ukubona ukuthi ngibukeka kanjani njengoba ngilele.
• Uthisha wacela abafundi ukuba babhale isihloko ngomdlalo webhola abawubonile.
  Bonke abafundi bamatasa bayabhala ngaphandle kwababili.
  Wabhala umusho owodwa wahlala phansi: “Ngenxa yemvula, umdlalo uhlehlisiwe.”
•  Ngesinye isikhathi, uSaeedi waya eMelika, futhi wayephethe ama-dollar angu-5000.
  Wayelala engadini, kukhona owamntshontsha waphuca izinwele zakhe.
  Wafica imali yebiwe wahlala phansi wathi uyazijabulisa wabe esethwala isandla ekhanda akatholanga zinwele wathi thank God not me.
•  Ngesinye isikhathi uSaeedi wehlela eGibhithe futhi wathola umthwalo wabagibeli bama-Arab 7, ngakho waletha abayisi-6 ezweni ukuze bagibele kanye naye.