Amahlaya amafushane namade afe ngokuhleka avela kuwo wonke amazwe ase-Arab

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2020-10-15T15:37:44+02:00
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KarimaIhlolwe ngu: OkuqukethweOkthoba 15, 2020Isibuyekezo sokugcina: eminyakeni engu-4 edlule

amahlaya
amahlaya

Amahlaya asahamba phambili ohlwini lwamaciko adumile aheha kakhulu ukuzijabulisa nokudonsa injabulo ebusweni babanye.Ngaphezu kodumo lwabanye abantu ngokuxoxa amahlaya, amazwe ama-Arab ikakhulukazi yiwo aqhakambisa lokhu. uhlobo lobuciko kakhulu. Ngakho-ke, sizame ukwethula kuwe, ngokusebenzisa lesi sihloko, iqoqo lamahlaya anamandla avela emazweni angaphezu kwelilodwa ama-Arab.

amahlaya 

  • Ngesinye isikhathi, igama lakhe kwakungu-Adham, wayengekho endlini. 
    Umama wakhe wathi akahlale naye
  • Bakutshela ukuthi umuntu uthanda ukufika ezweni lakubo ngokushesha..  
    Wagibela udobo wahlala kulo egijima.
  • ISaudi yaxabana neKuwaiti. 
    ISaudi yathi aniwona amadoda.. 
    I-Kuwaiti yathi, "Ngiyi-riyal nengxenye."  
    ISaudi yaphendula yathi, "Kuphelile. Woza, ngizokuthengela izithelo ze-citrus."
  • UMahshash uphapheme ngaphandle kwendlu..   
    Umkakhe wamfonela wathi buya ngokushesha, izingane zakho ziyagula.   
    Endleleni, wahlangana nombhalo othi, “Ungajahi, izingane zakho zikulindile.”   
    Wathi bheka uhlanya lwafinyelela umhlaba wonke!
  • Umfundi ofile uphuzile esifundweni.  
    Kungani ushiywe yisikhathi, kusho udokotela? Athi: Ngiphuphe nginezivakashi, ngazisola ngivuka ebuthongweni ngizishiye.
  • Ijaji libuza intokazi ukuthi untshontshe ini? Wathi ibhokisi lamapentshisi.. 
    Bheka ukuthi mangaki amaphilisi kuwo? Wathi 6 amaphilisi.  
    Ijaji limgwebe izinsuku eziyisi-6 ejele.    
    Umyeni wakhe washesha wathi ubuye webe isikhwama sikashukela.
  • Umuntu abuze umngane wakhe, ingxabano phakathi kwakho nomfazi wakho iphele ngani? UGat uthe nginomkhawulo wokuguqa edolweni lakhe.. 
    Kanjani!! Wathi angiphume ngaphansi kombhede.
  • Isela lifuna ukugebenga umuzi wesalukazi.  
    Fadl ngamlinda walala wakama inwele 3 hours.  
    Uthe eselele wangena endlini wathola ukuthi akusela lutho, samkhulula sahamba.
  • Abakhandwe ngamatshe bayambuza ukuthi obani abanomusa?? USaleh uthe ngoba uyaphana futhi upha bonke abantu amanzi.     
    Bambuza ukuthi ubani lo omuhle?! Wabatshela ukuthi angazi, kodwa ngihlala ngifunda amanzi okuphuza.

Amahlaya aseGibhithe

Amahlaya aseGibhithe
Amahlaya aseGibhithe

Abantu baseGibhithe ikakhulukazi baziwa ngokulula futhi bangabantu bendodana yehlaya, futhi bahlale behlukaniswa ngekhono labo lokukhuthaza ihlaya elimnandi kakhulu ezimweni ezimnyama.Lapha uzothola amahlaya angenangqondo azokwenza uyahleka 

  • Isilima siyahlola igazi bese udokotela ethi unoshukela.   
    UNkulunkulu akubusise Dokotela, bonke bathi igazi lami lilula.
  • Bake bathi ithange elikhulu, balifutha, balidedele..   
    Waphakamisa uphiko wabatshela ukuthi nabo bayachaphaza, noMprofethi naye uyachaphaza.
  • Omunye ubuza uyise, yini i-Eiffel Tower? Uyise wamtshela ukuthi angazi! Wathi, ithini le-imeyili? Wathi angazi! Umama wakhe wathi ungamhluphi uyihlo.  
    Wathi cha, shiya isigodi ukuze uzuze.
  • UMahshash uhlezi ekilasini uyahleka njalo!! Uthisha uyambuza: Uhlekani? Esho ephuma ezitshela amahlaya! Kodwa eyokugcina iqine kakhulu, okokuqala ngizwa!
  • Umuntu othunjiwe ufonela uyise ngemuva kwegenge ethi angilandele baba ngisengozini.     
    Wathi engozini noma Yemen? Umama wakhe oseduze kwakhe uthe uYemen Juhayna noma uRayeb? Umfana wavala ucingo waya kumholi weqembu lezigelekeqe, wathi, "Ngibulale ngisuse lesi siphukuphuku somndeni!" Esho isilima esiphelele.
  • Bathi kanye, isikhashana, ngabamba iqhaza emqhudelwaneni wokuthi ubani ozowina isigidi.   
    Ngaphambi kokuba ahlale esihlalweni, wacela usizo ezilalelini.
  • Kungani umGibhithe, ngemva kokuxuba itiye, engqongqoza kabili enkomishini?   
    Ukucela imvume ngaphambi kokuphuza itiye.
  • Uthisha ubuza abafundi, uma bekhetha phakathi kwesizathu nemali, ungakhethani? Wathi imali..   
    Uthisha wathi cha, ngikhetha ingqondo! Umfundi uthe yilowo nalowo uzikhethela okushodayo.
  • Omunye ubhorekile ngomkakhe, ufuna ukuba yini sthandwa sami? Wamtshela ukuthi ngifuna ukuba yisiqholo, ukuze njalo uma ungicindezela ngivele ngivuvukele.
  • Omasipala bethu bafaka isandla emanzini omlilo, abazange bahlangane nawo.   
    Watshuza ubuchopho bakhe buzungeza kuwo!
  • Umuntu wafika ekhaya ebhorekile, umkakhe uthi uphethwe yini? Abasebenzi bangifake uvalo.   
    Ingabe wamtshela ngensipho noma ngeshampu? Wathi udivosile..   
    Wamtshela ukuthi uhlukanisile noma u-Haitam?
  • Ithi ingane kuyise, ngibone isangoma esingamapondo amahlanu seduku! Wathi, "Umthakathi owehlulekile. Umama wakho uguqula umholo wami wonke ingubo."
  • USaidi ube sengozini, amazinyo akhe ephukile.   
    Waya kudokotela wathi akakwazi ukudla futhi akakwazi ukugijima? Wathi awazi ukuthi udla kanjani futhi uyazi ukuthi kungani, kodwa awazi ukuthi ugijimelani?! Wathi, angazi ukuthi ngibeka kanjani igalabia emehlweni ami.
  • Amajunki amabili avumile ukusebenzisa amajuba ukuze athumele imiyalezo esikhundleni sezingcingo.   
    Ngolunye usuku, ngadayisela umnikazi wejuba ngaphandle kwezincwadi.   
    Umngani wakhe wamfonela wamtshela ukuthi awukho umyalezo.Angiqondi ukuthi ufunani?! Wathi, siphukuphuku, ngisho, ngiyakutshela, akukho sikweletu, ungishayele ucingo!

Amahlaya aseSaudi

Amahlaya aseSaudi
Amahlaya aseSaudi

Abantu baseSaudi baphakathi kwabantu abaningi abathanda amahlaya namahlaya. Kunalokho, baqhudelana ekukhuthazeni yonke into entsha nayo yonke into engumthombo wokumamatheka, futhi kuyaphawuleka ukuthi izizwe ziqhudelana njalo ngehlaya laseSaudi, futhi nansi into yokugcina eyashiwo amaSaudi.  

  • UMahshash wafonela iZain customer service wabatshela ukuthi umfowethu omncane ugwinye isim card yami.   
    Wathi, ok, uyini umbuzo wakho?! Wabatshela ukuthi uma umfowethu ekhuluma uzohoxa emalini noma cha?
  • UProfessor ubuza umfundi u-Abboud, yini ofisa ukukhula? Wathi ngifisa sengathi ngingaba usozigidigidi ngibe nesikhathi esingcono kakhulu emhlabeni ngimtholele imoto nebhanoyi ngimnike noshekhasi.   
    Uthisha waphenduka wabuza uHammoud, yini oyifisayo? Uthe ngithemba ukuthi ngizoba uMarat Aboud.
  • Bhuti, intombazane, uma ikutshela, awuthi ngikubonise olunye uhlangothi.   
    Ubengaqondile ukukushaya, ubeqonde ukusula izimonyo.
  • Kudala umfana wayezoshela intombazane..   
    Wathi wawubonephi? Unina wathi: “Ake sigane indodakazi yakho endodaneni yethu.”   
    Sambona epheka kuFacebook..   
    Msekele ku WhatsApp..   
    Futhi amehlo akhe aku-viber..  
    Nemilenze yakhe iku-insta.
  • Uthisha wezibalo wabuza umBedouin oyedwa phindaphinda ngeshumi? U-Al-Badawi uthe siyafakaza ukuthi ngamadoda.
  • U-Saudi washada nowesifazane waseShayina, wamtshela ukuthi, yini engalungile ngawe? UMadri uthe umbono wakho ulele.
  • Isilima, ngihalela ubisi, ngiye efrijini, ngathola ibhokisi seliphelelwe yisikhathi.   
    Uzowukhohlisa umlando awuphuze.
  • Umshayeli weFerrari okhanda ngamatshe, uvule umsakazo, kusho ihange, nansi iLondon.   
    Wathi uyamosha ijubane!
  • U-Badawi wabuza owesifazane waseGibhithe, “Ungubani igama lakho?” Wathi, “Hanadi Ahmed.”   
    Wathi uNadia, ucabanga ukuthi ngiyesaba?
  • Umfana waseSaudi ubuza umuntu waseLebanon, usemncane, bakumosheleni? AbaseLebanon bathi uTotti nawe..    
    U-Al-Srouq uthe.
  • Wacela isehlukaniso kumyeni wakhe, ijaji lambuza, kwenzenjani? Uthe sekumthathe izinyanga ezingaki ethola incwadi evela kowesifazane okuthiwa uZain, embonga ngokumkhokhela izikweletu.
  • Isiphukuphuku sidlala intombazane okuthiwa uFlowers, sathi, Ungubani igama lakho? Wamtshela ukuthi igama lami liqala ngohlamvu Z futhi uhlala engadini.   
    Wathi, kungenzeka yini ukuthi igama lakho unguZohalika!
  • Wathi, uyaphi? Uthe uzibulele..  
    Washo ngani? Uthe, "Kusasa isithombe sami sizophuma ephephandabeni. Bathi kufana nenyanga, sengathi uNkulunkulu angamhawukela."
  • UmGibhithe utshela umngane wakhe waseSaudi, "Uyazi ukuthi yini into embi kakhulu ekuphileni?" Uyosebenza eGulf ushone khona bakungcwabe.   
    Iyabola, ishiye uwoyela, bese bekuthumela eMelika, ephenduka ibe izinto ezingavuthiwe.   
    Bese uholela eChina bese ubuyela eGibhithe isiliphu sepulasitiki!
  • Indoda ehlakaniphile yadlula eduze kwendoda yathi, "Ngibona emehlweni akho ukubomvu nokukhathala kweminyaka!" Yaphendula indoda yathi cha ngoNkulunkulu ngidakiwe futhi izindaba zami zilungile. Ngiyekeni niyeke.
  • Ubaba watshela indodana yakhe ukuthi uma iphumelele isivivinyo, wena awuyona indodana yami nami angisiye uyihlo.   
    Kwathi mhla umfana ebuya esivivinyweni, uyise wambuza, "Wenzeni?" Umfana wathi, "Uxolo, ungubani?" 

amahlaya ahlekisayo

amahlaya ahlekisayo
amahlaya ahlekisayo

Isikhathi esiningi, sidinga ukuphuma esimweni sinamahlaya.Ihlaya noma into elula kakhulu ingashintsha isimo sengqondo bese iphinda imomotheka.Amahlaya amahle kakhulu amafushane ahlekisayo ayizimo ezicatshangwayo kuphela ngendlela ehlukile. kuneqiniso! Yingakho size kuwe namahlaya ahlekisa kakhulu

  • UmGibhithe kanye nowaseJapan ekomitini lokuhlola.   
    UmGibhithe wabona umjaphani ebeka isandla sakhe emzimbeni wakhe njalo uma ethi wenzani?! Uthe sesiguquke saze sakhuluma ngokujikeleza kwegazi..   
    UmGibhithe wathatha iphepha ebhuthini yakhe wathi, "Ngithole ifeksi."
  • Umuntu wacasula umkakhe, wathi kuye ngizokushiya ekhaya ngiye emndenini wami..   
    Umndeni wami noma uZamalek uthe? Wathi akahlukane nami..    
    Washo, kodwa ngilalele kancane.
  • Inkosikazi ibuza umyeni wayo, lusho ukuthini lolu hlelo lokhetho? Wathi: “Uyakhumbula mhla sithembisene umshado futhi sikuthembisa izinto eziningi ezinjalo na?”    
    Wathi yebo, kodwa akwenzekanga! Uthe lolu wuhlelo lokhetho.
  • Omuhle kakhulu emi nomama wakhe..   
    Umfana othile wababona wathi: “Ungathanda yini ukuhlala endaweni yami, wabe esesukuma wamtshela ukuthi le yindodakazi yakho?” Wathi, “O, indodakazi yami ilinde umkhwenyana wayo.”  
    Wathi kuphelile, suka endaweni yami, akuhlalise phansi umkhwenyana wendodakazi yakho.
  • U-Menoufi ulethe isisebenzi sesifazane, abantu obunabo bambuza ukuthi bazokukhokhela malini? Wamtshela ukuthi ngidla futhi ngiphuza kuphela..   
    Okubalulekile ukuthi emva kwamahora amabili behlukene bavumelana ngokuthi uzozila ngoMsombuluko nangoLwesine.
  • Omunye uFarfur wangena ebuthweni, wambuza ukuthi uzokwenzani lapho isitha sihlangana nawe? Wathi mawajikijele isikhali ebusweni bakhe uthi ngiyakuzonda, ngiyakuzonda.
  • Kungani bethi intombazane ehlupheka kakhulu ngemuva kwendaba yothando ehlulekile yintombazane yaseJapan?! Ngoba zonke izingane zifana nomunye.
  • Abesifazane ababili baboshwe ndawonye iminyaka engu-10.   
    Bephuma omunye athi komunye, ngizoza kuwe ebusuku, ukuze siqhubeke nengxoxo yethu.
  • U-Menoufy utshele indodana yakhe ukuthi ngeke adle isidlo sakusihlwa, uzothatha amapondo angama-20.   
    Bajabula abafana bathatha imali balala..   
    Uyise wabantshontshela imali sebelele.   
    Kwathi ekuseni wabatshela ukuthi lo owamosha imali akanaso isidlo sasekuseni!
  • UmGibhithe wangena esitolo esikhulu saseNew York nomnikazi wakhe waseMelika.   
    UmMelika untshontshe o 3 Galaxy chocolates wawafaka ephaketheni wathi nginezandla ezilula akekho ongangibona.Uyazi ukwenza into efana nami?? Wathi umGibhithe woza nami, waya kumnikazi wemakethe, wathi, "Uyathanda umlingo?" Wathi yebo! Wathi, awu, letha oshokoledi aba-3 be-Galaxy ubathathele kuye, uyeke ukuwadla.   
    Yathi indoda iphi imilingo? Wathi ushokoledi uphume uphelele ephaketheni lomngane wami!

Mahshchin amahlaya

Mahshchin amahlaya
Mahshchin amahlaya

Amahlaya angafuneki angelinye lamagama asetshenziswa kakhulu ekufuneni amahlaya phakathi kwazo zonke izizwe, nakuba ama-junkies engahlangene nakancane nesihloko! (Babodwa, ngakho abawadingi amahlaya).

  • Mahshash bisal buza kumagreengrocer unawo ubhontshisi oluhlaza? wathi cha..   
    Wathi umuthi ngayiphi imibala?
  • UMahshash uzosebenza ekhemisi kukhona othi ufuna umuthi wamaphela..   
    Wathi bakhala ngani?
  • U-Mahshash bisal ubuza uyise ukuthi ubonisa kanjani amantombazane? Uthe kumele ubaphendule ngepolitiki..   
    Waciphiza intombazane wamtshela ukuthi yiziphi izindaba zomkhandlu wamasosha?
  • UMahshashi uhlezi egoqa usikilidi ngesikhathi kubizelwa umkhuleko, kanti izingane zakhe zenza indlu yangasese ukuze zikhulekele isidlo sakusihlwa.   
    Uthi uyise awuzesabi? Kungani ubona umehluko phakathi kokukhula kwami ​​nokukhula kwakho, esho.
  • UMahshash wasebenza esibhedlela, bathola amacala okufa ayanda! Uma bembuka bamthola ekhipha imishini yokuphefumula eshaja umakhalekhukhwini wakhe.
  • Babuza uMahshash luyini uthando? Wathi yizinhlamvu ezimbili h: imbongolo elala b: inkomo epha isisa.
  • Uyobuyiswa nini unembeza ongekho? Nomgodi ofaka amagama odongeni noma ophahleni? Unembeza uzobuya uma sewazi imbobo yodonga noma uphahla!
  • UMahshash wangena endlini wathola ingoma kaWarda ethi, “Be in Tunisia.”   
    Washo esihogweni, uNkulunkulu ethanda..    
    I rose liyaphela ngenkathi unami..   
    Yathi ingizwe kanjani le ntombazane yenja!
  • UMahshash wabona owesifazane waseNdiya enechashaza elibomvu ebusweni bakhe wabe esemamatheka.   
    Wamtshela ukuthi yini engalungile ngawe! Uthe ubuso bakho buqopha ividiyo.
  • UMahshash wamqoka njengothisha wemfundo yamaSulumane.   
    Ngesikhathi engena ekilasini okokuqala welula umatilasi walala.   
    Kusenjalo kungene uthishanhloko abafundi bavuse uthisha.  
    Wagxumela wathi kanti uyoba njalo umkhuleko wabangakwazi ukuzisiza kusasa uNkulunkulu evuma ngokunichazela ngokulala kwabantu bomgede.

Amahlaya angasile

Amahlaya angasile
Amahlaya angasile

Amahlaya angenangqondo noma amahlaya angenangqondo ahlukaniswa ngokuba mancane kakhulu futhi anezwi elilula elicacela bonke abantu bamasiko ahlukene.Akusho ukuthi ihlaya elingenangqondo, ngakho ngeke uhleke.Cha, ngokuphambene nalokho, lokhu ibhekwa njengohlobo lwesibili oluvame kakhulu ngemva kwamahlaya ama-junkies! Nanka amanye amahlaya, njengoba abanye bewabiza kanjalo.

  • Wafa kanjani?! Umkakhe wambona ekhuluma nowesifazane ocingweni, esikhundleni sokuthi avale ucingo, wavula i-mic.
  • Ukhona umehluko phakathi kwe-inthanethi nomamezala wakho? Kuyi-Internet niyaxoxa, nomamezala niyaxoxa.
  • Kungani idlozi liboshelwe intambo?? Lingisa uTarzan.
  • Ngake ngajwayela ukwenza ingozi..   
    Wopha uthanda.
  • Echashazeni eliluhlaza uhamba phansi! Intuthwane egqoke amajini.
  • Kungani ikhompuyutha ishesha ePalestine? Ngoba baneRamallah.
  • Udokotela ubuza abafundi, "Ingabe niyafuna ukuhlolwa kwe-eseyi?" Bathe sidinga ama-grill.
  • Izindlela ezi-5 ezisheshayo zokusakaza izwi! I-inthanethi, ithelevishini, abesifazane, abesifazane, abesifazane.
  • Ngikuvimbeleni? Wathi ulale kahle namaphupho amnandi.   
    Ngamtshela ukuthi uNawal udabukile, angiqondi ukuthi kwenzakalani?!
  • Isiphukuphuku bambuza kwinhlolokhono yokuqashwa ukuthi yimuphi okhuluma isiNgisi noma isiFulentshi? Phendula ngokuzethemba uMsombuluko wathi usho ukuthini? Wathi ngiqonde uMsombuluko.
  • Ibhadi elididekile..   
    Umama wakhe wamtshela, kungani ematasa? Wakusho usemncane, ubani owayenesithakazelo kithi!
  • Amaphoyisa ambamba uMahshash amhloma ngemibuzo amtshela ukuthi wenzani? Wabatshela ekuseni nomalume, kwathi emini ngiyofuna umsebenzi.    
    Bamtshela nomalume wakho ukuthi hlobo luni lomsebenzi? Ubatshele ukuthi ekuseni ufuna umsebenzi kuthi ntambama asebenze nami.

Amahlaya athandwayo

Amahlaya athandwayo
Amahlaya athandwayo

Ihlaya ethandwayo uzothola njalo naphakade engaziwa! Ngeke ukwazi ukukhomba ukuthi ungubani ngoba iningi lazo alinazo izinhlamvu ezihlukile. Uma uwabuka nje, ungase ube nomuzwa wokuthi angamahlaya aseGibhithe, hhayi amaSaudi noma aseLebanon! Esinakho kubalulekile ukuthi bahleke amahlaya okufa. 

  • Umfundi waseNdiya wayefunda esikoleni saseMelika..  
    Uthisha wathumela impendulo kunina, umama othandekayo: UKumar akanuki kahle ekilasini.   
    Umama uKumar waphendula ngokuthi ungumuntu, hhayi irozi elingamnuki, kodwa isifundo sakhe kuphela.
  • Indoda itshela umkayo ukuthi owesifazane unelungelo lokwenqaba ukuba nabantwana ukuze alondoloze ubuhle bakhe.   
    Wathi kuye, ngifisa sengathi umama wakho walondoloza ubuhle bakhe.
  • Wabuyela endlini ephethe ikati lomkakhe, wavuleka umnyango.   
    Wathi ucabangani ngenkomo? Wamtshela, isilima, ikati leli! Wathi, ngikhuluma nekati.
  • UMahshash wayesesibhedlela wabona uSheikh wakhona.    
    Kusho uJai, hlaziya ushukela..   
    Wathi ushukela awuyona i-halal, isikhathi eside, ezama ukuncibilikisa i-hashish.
  • Uyazi ukuthi kungani uSabah (Al Shahroura) kunguyena kuphela umlingisi owenzelwe uchungechunge esaphila? Ngoba abalingisi bathi sikwenza singakafi!
  • Ingane ibuza unina ukuthi isho ukuthini ingelosi? Wamtshela ukukhanya okumhlophe okundiza esibhakabhakeni..    
    Washo, kodwa ubaba wathi kuTant Suhair, umakhelwane wethu, O ngelosi, futhi ayindizi! Wathi akaqinise sthandwa sami, uzondiza noyihlo namuhla.
  • Insizwa eyayifuna ukushada yatshela unina, “Ngifuna ukungiqomisa.”   
    Bathi sifuna ukuya emshadweni wena ucabangani hamba nathi ugqoke i-abaya sizokuthatha njengomakoti kulawa mantombi? Wagqoka i-abaya waya emshadweni, wabona owesifazane omuhle, kodwa wazivala ubuso.   
    Angabekezela ngani, wathi uzongishada? Ngaphendula ngathi: "Thula, sengathi uNkulunkulu angakudalula. Mina nginguRashid umzala wakho."
  • Babuza uMahshashi ukuthi umlahle ngani umkakho? Wathi angiphathe okwenja! Bathi akakuthuke angakuhloniphi? Wathi kufanele ngithembeke.

Amahlaya aseSyria

Amahlaya aseSyria
Amahlaya aseSyria

Abantu baseSyria bahlale benekhono lokukhuluma amahlaya ngendlela yamahlaya elula, futhi naphezu kwezinhlekelele abantu baseSiriya ababhekana nazo, amahlaya aseSiriya asasakazwa phakathi kwabo, ikakhulukazi amahlaya amadoda atshela abafazi. 

  • Owesifazane uhamba emngcwabeni wendoda yakhe.Mfowethu, umyeni wami, sithandwa sami, ungishiyeleni wahamba? Angeke ngikwazi ukuphila ngaphandle kwakho. NgoNkulunkulu, ngizofa ngaphandle kwakho.  
    Ngezwa ngomuntu emva kwakhe ehleba, kodwa ukube ngiyalazi ikheli lakho, bengingeke ngikushiye empilweni yami, uthembekile kakhulu.     
    Waqala wakhala hawu myeni wami ungishiyeleni eDamaseku esigcawini wakha 20 wesithathu floor kwesokudla akunqatshelwe wena.
  • Umyeni kaSayer uthi, "Nkosi, wanginika ubuntwana, wabe usubuthatha kimi."    
    Unginike ubusha ngabuthatha kuye.    
    Wanginika umkami, sengiwumalume wakho, ngisho.
  • Kwabezizwe: Mami umfowethu akadlile.Awu nkosiyami ngiyasaba ukuthi uyagula!
      Kodwa umama ukhona mfowethu angidli ipuleti lami ngilidlelani? Mama wenzani, Chloe, wena noyihlo?
  • Insizwa efaka isicelo somsebenzi wamabhuku ezimali.    
    Umphathi uthe uthi uyashesha kakhulu ngezibalo? Wathi eqinile, wakhuluma..   
    Umphathi wathi kulungile ngitshele 2123 + 1245, yimalini? Indoda yathi 20 thousand..   
    Umphathi uthe impendulo ayilungile?! Uthe ayibalulekile, kodwa ucabangani ngejubane.
  • Ulithola nini igama elimnandi lokuthula? Uma uncoma izinto komunye umuntu futhi umbuza ukuthi yini okufanele ayenze, futhi akutshele ukuthi uyisimungulu.
  • Iyunithi yathi esithandwa sayo, ngeneliseka ngani ngezwi lakho? Kusho uCole nesinkwa.
  • Omunye umgibeli endizeni ubeqala ngqa ukukhononda kumuntu osebenza endizeni ngezinhlungu zendlebe.   
    Umninikhaya wamnika ushingamu.    
    Ngemva kokwehla kwendiza, umninikhaya wambuza ukuthi unjani ushingamu? Wathi kuhle kakhulu, kodwa angazi ukuthi ngifuna ukususa ngezansi?!
  • Wamtshela ukuthi ngeke akwazi ukuhamba isitebhisi ngaphandle kwami! Ungitshele ukuthi ngizwe ukuthi ulandela i-kandra.
  • Omunye uthanda umakhelwane wakhe kanti umyeni wakhe useshonile, wathi angihambe ngiyomshada.   
    Kngqongqoza umnyango..   
    Waphuma engaziphaquli ngenxa yokwethuka.Wambuza, “Zikhona yini izindaba ngomufi?
  • Waphuma esivivinyweni ekhala, bambuza ukuthi kungani wathi ngizokwenza iphutha! Bheka ukhala ungenzanga phutha, ngihleke ngibatshele ukuthi ngisungule uhlelo olusha lokufunda, ngiyabonga uNkulunkulu ngesibusiso sokuzizwa nonembeza.

Amahlaya ase-Algeria

Amahlaya ase-Algeria
Amahlaya ase-Algeria

Abantu base-Algeria bahlala bethanda amahlaya amafushane, abukhali. Umgwaqo wase-Algeria awunawo amahlaya. Bavame ukwenza amahlaya amaningi ase-Algeria ahlekisayo emvelo ehlukile ezimeni ezilula. 

  • Ngivaleleke esitolo sezingubo..   
    Ngingene nelinye kuthiwa unalo iphenti lomfana ozofunda secondary yokuqala? Ingabe uthe isayensi noma izincwadi?!
  • Babuza ukuthi ufuna kanjani umyeni wakho? AmaFulentshi athi ngiyifuna ibe yinde futhi ibe nsundu..    
    IsiNgisi simnandi futhi sifushane..   
    Owesifazane wase-Algeria unokukhubazeka futhi ukhubazekile noma unamathambo ekhejini.
  • Umama wase-Algeria uyena yedwa emhlabeni oshaya indodana yakhe ukuze ikwazi ukukhala.
  • Uneminyaka engu-11 futhi umbhali ngeke ngibaxolele abangikhalisa ngenkani.. 
    Ey bafethu ubani omphathele amachips ngicela umbuyisele sihlukane nezinkinga.
  • UMaztoul waba nokuhlangana nodokotela.  
    Bamphumuze bathi ,ungixolele ngeke size ngoba ngiyagula.
  • Wandile ohalela ukuhalela, unamawele..   
    Ngimfunge udokotela, kanti uNkulunkulu akayedwa.
  • Omunye wesifazane washada nendoda elusizi engazange iphathe lutho ngaphandle kwesinkwa no-anyanisi.   
    Owaletha isinkwa emini, wabulala umkakhe, wayembonaphi u-anyanisi? Wathi, o, wena wedwa, onamalimi, nomfana owile.
  • Izolo ngihamba ngeFerrari kwaqhamuka ikati kimi...   
    Frenet kuze kuphume imilenze yami ngaphansi kwe-coverta.
  • Omunye ukhuluphele ufuna ukuya kudokotela ayokwenza i-diet.Udokotela wangitshela ukuthi ngihambe amakhilomitha angu-5 nsuku zonke.   
    Ngemva kwezinyanga eziyisi-6..  
    Athi: Sawubona Dokotela Rani, emngceleni weSudan, kufanele siqhubeke noma singaboshwa?
  • EYurophu, owesifazane nowesilisa babambisana ekukhathazekeni komhlaba.   
    E-Algeria, abesifazane kanye nenkohliso yomhlaba basebenzisana nendoda.

Amahlaya Moroccan

Amahlaya Moroccan
Amahlaya Moroccan

Naphezu kobunzima bolimi lwesigodi, amahlaya aseMoroccan asakazeke kakhulu phakathi kwazo zonke izizwe zama-Arab.I-Arab Maghreb ingesinye sezizwe eziqaphela ukubaluleka kwamahlaya nokuthi kuyingxenye ebalulekile yokuphila kwansuku zonke.Nawa amanye amahlaya aseMoroccan ahlekisayo. 

  • UMahshash ulalela ingoma ku-YouTube, kanti iConnexio inayo, futhi uyinqamula yonke indawo.   
    Wathi: "Singene phezu kwenu, ngoNkulunkulu, owubambe ngekhanda, ukuze niwuhlabelele."
  • Ngaya ebhange ngabatshela ukuthi ngifuna ukuxazulula i-akhawunti ehlangene.  
    Bangitshele ndawonye ngobani? Ngabatshela, ngento eyodwa, uBoko ku-Ewa ukukhubazeka, sahleka, futhi wanginika imfihlo yami.
  • Omunye wesifazane ugqoke ingwe, ucofa ucingo lwakhe, futhi ufuna ukumangaza indoda yakhe.   
    Waya ekhabetheni wammemeza wathi, "Sawubona, impilo yami."   
    Wathi kuyena sengimnike inhlekelele ekhabhinethi.
  • Insizwa emi phakathi nomshado ibukele intombazane ngesikhathi ilinde isinyathelo sayo, yavele yaqhamuka kuyo yathi: Uzodansa? Aphendule ngamahloni, "Yebo."  
    Ngakho wasukuma wahlala endaweni yakhe wathi kuye, “Kwangathi uNkulunkulu angaba nomusa kubazali bakhe.” Sekuphele amahora amabili ngimile, umhlane wami uphukile.
  • Waxabana naye ngenxa yokukhashelwa, wathi kuye: "Awazi ubuqotho nobuqotho."  
    Wakusho njengoba sibazi Wafa Zwaina ngobuqotho.
  • Owesifazane wasondela kuShekhe wathi, “Kungani umuntu wami engahambi nami endlini, akukho ngxoxo!” Wathi kuye: “Siri, ake ungitshele ukuthi kungani ekuxoxela izindaba zabaprofethi, ikakhulukazi indaba yenkosi yethu uJosefa, eyayibona isikhathi eside.   
    Wahamba waya kumuntu wakhe wathi kuye: "Kwangathi ungalala ngokuthula, buyela kimi nendaba kaYusuf."    
    Wamtshela ukuthi alimale bahlangana naye.
  • Omunye uGadi uhambisa umama wakhe kwelinye lama-Ezzo eTonobel, noGadi Yakmi nge-hashish futhi wanqoba emphinjeni.   
    Kancane kancane, kanti kungani umama wakhe ethi wangibuyisela ekhaya labantwana bami..   
    Wamtshela ukuthi kungani umnikazi womama?! Kungani ethi ngizwa ekhanda lami, ngifuna ukucasuka?
  • Umuntu waseMorocco waya ohambweni, lapho ebuya esikhumulweni sezindiza, waya eHanout Mall. Uma ufuna ukuchitha isikhathi naye, wayehlale ethi, “Kungani wenzele uKreidi i-carni dial?”   
    Inxanxathela yezitolo uHanout Farah uthe lo mnumzane, uNkulunkulu usephendukile kuye.    
    Bathi iphi i-al-Sumaya Diyala?Bathi i-Hanout Mall isilapha.
  • UMahshash waqoma umkakhe, wathi kuye ngiwubusuku wena uwusuku..   
    Wasithanda isimo, wamtshela uZaid..   
    Wathi mina ngiyinsimu wena uyizimbali zami.. 
    uZed wathi kuye.. 
    Wathi mina nginguJuha wena uyimbongolo yami..  
    UNkulunkulu ambusise, wayeyimbongi.
  • Indoda ebihambele intshumayelo yangoLwesihlanu yezwa umam ethi ukubuka inkosikazi ngomusa kunomvuzo omkhulu.   
    Lapho ebuyela ekhaya, wabuka umkakhe ngozwela nobubele.   
    Wathi kuye: Aji, ngibize uHassan!
  • Omunye u-imam ukuhola abantu ngomkhuleko, afunde iSurah Yusuf, futhi akhulumele phezulu.   
    UMilli uqedela uShaybani wakhe, uKalo Dakshi, okukweleta u-Youssef.

Amahlaya aseLebanon

Amahlaya aseLebanon
Amahlaya aseLebanon

Amadolobha aseLebanon, phakathi kwabo bonke abantu base-Arab, abonakala ngamahlaya ahlekisayo nabushelelezi, futhi kuthiwa amadoda akhuthaza amahlaya amaningi aseLebanon! Kodwa siqoqe isethi ehlukile yamahlaya amadala namasha aseLebanon. 

  • Omunye wabo watshela incekukazi yakhe engumTopiya, “Uma ucabanga okuthile, ngolunye usuku, uzongibulala, ungitshele ukuze ngihlanze futhi ngifakaze.”   
    Incekukazi ithe uyohlala unokugeza.
  • Wow Nassif Zeytoun..   
    U-Ayman Zbib akekho nawe.    
    Oh, sorry, senze iphutha ngembiza.
  • USolwazi weSayensi ubuza umfundi ukuthi kungani siphuza ubisi? Wathi umfundi ngoba akadli!
  • Umuntu osembhedeni wokufa ubencoma ukuzalwa kwakhe, kodwa umakhalekhukhwini wami washona, wawujikijela izikhathi ezi-3.   
    Ngoba uma liwela ezandleni zikanyoko uzowuhoxisa umngcwabo.
  • Indoda iyamesaba umfazi wayo njalo uma ikhuleka imthandazela Nkosi yam uzofa umkami.   
    Wake wakhuleka emi eduze kwakhe..   
    Wathi, Nkosi, intethelelo yakho nokwaneliseka, nansi indaba.
  • UMahshash uhlezi ekupheleni kobusuku ehlanganisa futhi elalele ingoma kaNajwa Karam..  
    Futhi yonke ingoma encane iyanqamuka.. 
    U-Asab al-Mahshash wahamba wathi uNajwa ngokujulile, uma ungayibambeli ngekhanda ingoma, thula.
  • Umhluzi okhandwe ngamatshe phambi kwendlu yamasosha..   
    Noma bathi amasosha asuka lapha, into enhle kakhulu ekufafazile.  
    Wathi ugeza ngani!
  • Owesifazane waseLebanon waya ebhayisikobho nomyeni wakhe, wavala amehlo, ifilimu yayisabekayo, futhi wayesaba nokubulawa.   
    Umyeni wakhe wambona wathi, Fathi Kamali, sikhokha imali.
  • E-Japan, insimbi yesikole iwumculo opholile, futhi wonke umuntu ubuyela endaweni yakhe ngaphambi kokuba umculo uphele.   
    Lapha eLebanon, insimbi iyisixwayiso sokuqhunyiswa kwebhomu lamaZayoni, futhi afunga uNkulunkulu ukuthi asizwanga.
  • Usheikh watshela umahshash ukuthi athandaze nathi iFajr futhi ngizokunika amadola angama-500.    
    Athi kulungile, iphi imali, bathi emva komthandazo.    
    Ngemva komthandazo, uSheikh wathi: “Umvuzo wakho uyakuba kuNkulunkulu.”   
    Ukhula lwathi, bengilindele lokhu kunyakaza, ngakho angizange ngikucacise.
  • Wamamatheka esacula wathi sthandwa ungubani igama lakho? Wathi kusho ukuthini? Bathi babekubiza ngani usemncane? U-Abu Maktah wathi.
  • UKhatiyara waya ethuneni lomyeni wakhe wabeka izimbali kulo.   
    Wathi ephuma emathuneni wambona indoda ekhandwe ngamatshe yathi uphi uKaina Hajj? Wamtshela ukuthi ngakha ithuna lomyeni wami..   
    Wathi, uneminyaka emingaki? Wathi 90..  
    Wakusho ngenhlonipho yakho Mahrez, buyela ekhaya.

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